Summary: join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 9, episodes 3 & 4 including: MERRY ALMOST XMAS, rock climbing, MAKEOVERS, 1st talking heads, roy campbell, bianca’s accent, fashion madhouse, colleen quen, straight jackets, sarah's weight part I, ken paves, restricted runway, covergirl, nigel’s bride, plant life, vikki’s elimination, and editing errors.