Episode 5: Storytime With MJ

Summary: <p>Matt and I haven’t talked in 13 years. A lot changes in that amount of time. But we’re both still listening to Jimmy Eat World. Sometimes you risk your life to save your man card. Sometimes you have to shit on someone’s lawn. But hey, at least we’ve got that asthma thing figured out.</p> <blockquote><p>“The demon is out.”<cite>–MJ</cite></p></blockquote> <p>You are the Rain-X to my windshield, grok?</p> <div class="show-notes-soundbyte"> <h5>Show Notes</h5> <ul class="soundbyte-notes"> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">2:21</div> <p>AOL Instant Messenger</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">4:55</div> <p>Do You Grok?</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">5:51</div> <p>The Lies of a College Education</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">9:50</div> <p>The Fidget Cube</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">11:03</div> <p>Getting Old</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">11:40</div> <p>Curing Asthma</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">18:00</div> <p>CRISPR-Cas9</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">21:01</div> <p>Ch-ch-ch Changes</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">21:30</div> <p>Realizing How Time Has Passed</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">22:05</div> <p>Definitely Attracted to Women</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">25:44</div> <p>I Never Became an Adult</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">30:32</div> <p>Kung Fu Panda…. Part 2</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">32:33</div> <p>What are We Drinking?</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">35:00</div> <p>I’m Way Passed My Bedtime</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">35:32</div> <p>Dying, In the Lamest Way</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">49:10</div> <p>This is a Lovely Capsule of Death</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">51:37</div> <p>I’m Going to Try to Relate</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">52:28</div> <p>Delta Gives Zero Shits</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">54:00</div> <p>Ok, So, It Wasn’t the Lamest</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">55:03</div> <p>My Daughter is Trying to Kill Me</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">58:21</div> <p>Fuzzy’s Tacos: The Tacos for When You Almost Die of the Flu on an Airplane</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">58:40</div> <p>Most of You Have Never Had Real Tacos</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">60:30</div> <p>Home is… Wherever I Am</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">62:56</div> <p>You Knew My Grandparents</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">74:00</div> <p>As Cats Are Want to Do</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">74:58</div> <p>I Am the Joke in My Life</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">76:26</div> <p>How Not to Change Your Windshiled Wipers</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">83:30</div> <p>Oh, I’m an Idiot</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">85:00</div> <p>I’m a Teenage Girl When Comes to Fixing a Car</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">90:30</div> <p>The Pursuit of Not Shitting Yourself</p> </li> </ul> </div>