Episode 4: Elon, Babies, and Dead Queens

Summary: <p>Going into this conversation, I had no idea what to expect. I knew talking with Elon could really only go one of two ways: either we’d have a nice, polite, intelligent conversation, or it would diverge into the raunchiest discussion I’ve had yet.</p> <p>It was both.</p> <p>I learned about bees. Apparently, Corvettes are evil. Or at least one is. I’m not really sure where we ended up there.</p> <blockquote><p>“I’m one with the fucking bees, bro! AHHHHHH!” <cite>–Elon</cite></p></blockquote> <p>Now go, learn to tie your shoes: <a href="https://www.ted.com/talks/terry_moore_how_to_tie_your_shoes">https://www.ted.com/talks/terry_moore_how_to_tie_your_shoes</a></p> <div class="show-notes-soundbyte"> <h5>Show Notes</h5> <ul class="soundbyte-notes"> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">1:09</div> <p>Why am I here?</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">3:27</div> <p>Missed Opportunities</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">4:10</div> <p>The Queen is Nowhere to be Found</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">5:42</div> <p>Winnie the Fucking Pooh</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">9:11</div> <p>Fishing for Bees</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">11:06</div> <p>Understanding the Swarm</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">16:20</div> <p>To Bee or Not to Bee</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">18:48</div> <p>Cell Division</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">20:32</div> <p>MTV Cribs: Lenny Kravitz Edition</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">23:17</div> <p>The Housewarming Effect of Dead Queens</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">32:35</div> <p>But It’s In a Good Neighborhood</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">35:19</div> <p>Libraries are Underutilized</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">37:40</div> <p>She’s gone. She is Gone.</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">45:45</div> <p>Let’s Go Clubbing</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">51:23</div> <p>Haunted by a Car</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">55:08</div> <p>Jealous, much?</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">59:42</div> <p>Me, not owning a car.</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">66:44</div> <p>I’m a Hipster, but Here’s Why it Bothers Me</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">70:23</div> <p>I Want to Feel Better Than the People Around Me</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">79:58</div> <p>The Things I Would Buy With All the Money</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">81:23</div> <p>Just How Lazy Can You Be?</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">84:16</div> <p>Pets and Slaves</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">100:19</div> <p>Ruductarianism</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">110:32</div> <p>You’re Tying Your Shoes Wrong</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">113:43</div> <p>I’ll Have a Pizza With the Gluten on the Side</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">116:32</div> <p>Balance and Extremes</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">121:47</div> <p>No Soap. No Problems.</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">134:07</div> <p>Brushing Your Teeth</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">135:37</div> <p>Back</p> </li> </ul> </div>