Episode 1: Alan, Jury Duty, and Being a Professional

Summary: <p>In this weeks episode, Alan and I get serious about everything from Jury Duty to Religion and the advancement of technology. Our drink of choice for the night: The One They Call Zoe – and oh, how she put us down.</p> <blockquote><p>“Ever since the time of the Magna Carta… I am YOU.” <cite>–Alan Hines</cite></p></blockquote> <p>Enjoy us fumbling over the specifics while making wildly broad opinionated strokes about anything that comes to mind.</p> <div class="show-notes-soundbyte"> <h5>Show Notes</h5> <ul class="soundbyte-notes"> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">1:30</div> <p>Jury Doodie</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">9:44</div> <p>Alan, the Professional</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">13:05</div> <p>Turning Yourself In</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">15:48</div> <p>My Sister, the Attorney</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">22:40</div> <p>The Jefferson Bible</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">25:00</div> <p>Symbolical Religious Shenanigans</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">38:36</div> <p>This Gets a Little Depressing</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">39:48</div> <p>Alan: Origins</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">47:05</div> <p>I Want More Patents</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">53:49</div> <p>Wardriving</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">61:47</div> <p>We Owned the Net</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">72:07</div> <p>Under-appreciated</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">73:38</div> <p>Back in My Day…</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">76:12</div> <p>Be a Grown Up. Use SQL.</p> </li> <li class="soundbyte-timeline"> <div class="soundbyte-time-pro">94:00</div> <p>Ageism</p> </li> </ul> </div>