Summary: <p>AKA I feel like this whole podcast has been quite awkward</p> <p>This week Al & Kitty are recording from their sofa as they discuss Al’s new glasses, the worst corner ever taken, headaches and all the usual weird news; which leads to the discussion of surgical procedures carried out by the X-Men. Plus a new feature, Firsts, where this week the duo discuss their first ever Park Run that they did last weekend.</p> <p><strong>THE WEIRD WEEK THAT WAS</strong></p> <ul> <li class="content__headline">Chinese man ‘marries’ robot he built himself – <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/04/chinese-man-marries-robot-built-himself">LINK</a> </li> <li class="content__headline">Police Seek Help IDing Woman Found Wet, Claiming To Be Mermaid – <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-fresno-mermaid_us_58e53541e4b0fe4ce08793e2">LINK</a> </li> <li class="content__headline">Brighton Half Marathon organiser forced to apologise after course found to be ‘146 metres too short’ – <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/general/others/brighton-half-marathon-course-146m-too-short-a7660981.html">LINK</a> </li> <li class="content__headline">This person has a wild conspiracy theory that Australia doesn’t really exist – <a href="https://www.indy100.com/article/australia-doesnt-exist-hoax-shelley-floryd-facebook-viral-funny-7647391">LINK</a> </li> <li class="content__headline">Philippine clinic uses Wolverine to sell circumcisions – <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/05/Philippine-clinic-uses-Wolverine-to-sell-circumcisions/8641491415455">LINK</a> </li> </ul> <p><strong>BONUS STORY</strong></p> <ul> <li class="post-title clear">Trump forgets to sign executive orders at executive order signing ceremony – <a href="http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/01/trump-forgets-to-sign-executive-orders-at-executive-order-signing-ceremony-6546940/">LINK</a> </li> </ul> <p>To vote for your favourite news story of the week <a href="http://www.deadpiettsociety.com/vote/">click here</a>!</p> <p> </p> <div class="fb-video"></div>
