Summary: <p>We’d love to tell you all about this story entitled “Northern Lights,” but we have been to told in no uncertain terms to remain <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiet,_Please" target="_blank">Quiet, Please</a>. Suffice to say that you’d never imagine a story about a cigarette lighter, caterpillars, and vowel sounds could be so creepy. Can a lush, elaborate description of aurora borealis contribute to a scary story? How is it that these scientists’ work on a time machine is the mundane party of the story? Is the work of an evil, twisted anti-Douglas Adams? Listen for yourself and find out! Then vote and let us know what you think:</p> <p style="text-align: center;"></p>
