Summary: <p>JP is back in the building, joining Al & Kitty as they talk about Pancakes, Lemon trees, Rocket League, bad linesmen and Nicole Kidman’s fingers as well as discussing all the latest geek news in the return of the Geekblast!</p> <p><strong>THE WEIRD WEEK THAT WAS</strong></p> <ul> <li class="story-body__h1">Spell in police cell delights 99-year-old woman – <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39108654?">link</a> </li> <li class="mainTitleBig">Japanese man stabs himself to get out of work – <a href="http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2017/02/28/22707161.html?cid=rssnewsweird%20news">link</a> </li> <li class="article-title">This Dude Is Going to Eat a Photo of Jason Segel Every Day Until Jason Segel Eats a Photo of Him – <a href="https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/this-dude-is-going-to-eat-a-photo-of-jason-segel-every-day-until-jason-segel-eats-a-photo-of-him?utm_source=vicefbanz&utm_campaign=global">link</a> </li> <li class="headline">Londoner accidentally gets Uber to Croydon, via Bristol – <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39115466/londoner-accidentally-gets-uber-to-croydon-via-bristol">link</a> </li> <li class="headline article-width">The Oscars may be proof we are living in the Matrix – <a href="https://www.indy100.com/article/oscars-academy-awards-matrix-la-la-land-moonlight-faye-dunaway-7603216">link</a> </li> </ul> <p><strong>BONUS STORY</strong></p> <ul> <li class="section-theme-background-indicator publication-font">Man’s disastrous pizza topping is making people very uncomfortable – <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mans-disastrous-pizza-topping-making-9932663">link</a> </li> </ul>
