Summary: <p>This week our husband & wife duo are preparing for Valentines Day by discussing Meatloaf Hoagies, Wembley, Otters, Lion, John Wick and the weirdness that has been last weeks news. Pepper spray on a toilet roll? Cocaine in Nesquik? Crashing your own funeral? Find out all about these oddities in The Weird Week That Was!</p> <h3><strong>The Weird Week That Was</strong></h3> <ul> <li> <h4><span class="entry-title">Wife crashes her own funeral, horrifying her husband, who had paid to have her killed – <a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/world/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-to-have/2264275">link</a></span></h4> </li> <li class="section-theme-background-indicator publication-font"> <h4>Fed-up girlfriend soaks toilet roll in pepper spray to get revenge on prankster partner – <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/fed-up-girlfriend-soaks-toilet-9777188">link</a> </h4> </li> <li> <h4>Man sues supermarket after finding cocaine in his Nesquik – <a href="https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/world/nesquik-cocaine-spain/">link</a> </h4> </li> <li id="title-node-2025611" class="title"> <h4>Man Creates Tinder-Like Dating App Where He’s the Only Guy Available – <a href="http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/guy-creates-own-tinder-app?">link</a> </h4> </li> <li id="page-title" class="title"> <h4>Newspaper uses photo of Alec Baldwin on ‘SNL’ instead of Trump – <a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/319076-newspaper-uses-photo-of-alec-baldwin-on-snl-instead-of-trump">link</a> </h4> </li> </ul> <p> </p> <h3><em><strong>Bonus Story</strong></em></h3> <ul> <li> <h4 class="headline__title">Florida Man Says He Stole $7 Billion Because Jesus Wants Him To Be Wealthy – <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-stole-7-billion-jesus_us_5899fe15e4b040613139666f?section=weird-news">link</a> </h4> </li> </ul>
