1990s Black Sheep rap Parody "The Choice is Yours" by Internet Hate Machine




Charles Semich @ComedyStuffPod show

Summary: lyrics- Who's a Celebrity, what's a Fact Sheet? Just the married women, grab her purse in her sleep Wasn’t hard to do, wasn’t drinkin’ beer moved like a batch but couldn’t get there Purs Purs-S-E, yes a sexual assault star Kissin ain’t screwin’, Rip the t*ts out that tart Black, Middle East, no to the bl*nt, don’t front Want a good time, Bernie give you drug use Vermont Can I get away? Grab a ho! You gotta fiance? Already dipped that hoe Dividing of the natives, Tax Sheets kinda creative er pants I violated, and they never investigated I got mothers that I juggle, Russian Euro Quest Eff retarded jungles, Trump properties ARE the best Excess, Giving way, Sluts, Men Chow Civil rights, BLM, Islam NOW I've preferred my mother, my cronies kill my lovers I’ve done worse, sl*t the choice is yours You can get with this, or call yer diplomat You can get with this, or call yer diplomat You can get with this, or call yer diplomat I think you'll get with this, cause just a doormat You can reminisce, or you can democrat You can reminisce, or you can democrat You can reminisce, or you can democrat Communists bring business, cause f*ck a democrat Where's Hillary’s rap sheet, here's Hillary’s rap sheet Even if Hillary tweeted Donald’s Huge in her sleep Watch blurred facts, why should I sing it’s just fat Laws intact, on me it might not attract But deplore, Tony Wean-or, UGE, as I keep it inside Lie with me, Survive, on your back tonight Do what I'm saying or you go back, I'm not playing Yield to Bolshevists, Putin rat fink he paying See, in sexuality, Huckabee, can’t be, I made it look sleazy, betches come easy Even allies killed, sell to profit P*ssy in the way, try to grab it Slavic moms rule, they like it minuscule Never see my chest, you'll never see my tool Out to frack em while they’re still attending school Punch my girl, b*tch, I don't punch a clock Castro, Guantanamo, Hello Sailor prize fight night And you get beat bad with a bat I can hit me this, or I can hit me that I can hit me this, or I can hit me that I can hit me this, or I can hit me that I think you won’t be missed, you’re so ******* *** I can get with kids, or I can get with cats I can get with kids, or I can get with cats I can get with kids, or I can get with cats I think I’ll get with kids, cuz I can get away with that Injuns, Injuns, Undermine Casinos, Keystone pipeline Bless my wife's strip show rack Melania- Get it up! Get it up! Get it up! Blacks, slot machine, crispy n' clean You can try, but why, cause you can't intervene What harassment past, down for a settle Henry Clay rock, Henry Clay damn rebel Rope in the border, frack Tel Aviv, priding polygamy Shiftily, we can make it, Huge-ely 1st Clause, sl*t bikini, pita stupidity: Jew, Hezbollah, Bigotry So now she’ll tell just to say I’ll arraign her Computer backup, lawyer on retainer Black Lives Matter, lacrosse crusader Half Breeds get gay like church invaders Never got to ate her, party infiltrator And I get arrested when I masturbate her? You can get with this, or call yer diplomat You can get Trumps d*ck, or call yer diplomat Saudi Jet business, cause f*ck you