Summary: When Donald Trump gives his first press conference, he'll probably want to do it by announcing his first air strikes in Iraq, as "His" military forces hunt down ISIS' Super Badass leader Abu Bakr al-Badhdadi. Let's set the scene. President Trump steps up to a bank of microphones in the White House press room, with a lackey press corps slavishly hanging on every word. President Trump will smugly and pompously ramble on about finishing the job Barack Obama couldn't and how he'll personally put an end to global terrorism once and for all. It'll be fabulous. It'll be stupendous. It'll be sensational. Of course, it'll all be bullshit, but it'll be all about Donald Trump and if our analysis is correct, his presidency will be one hell of a spectacle
