Summary: The world should be confident and comforted to know all of humankind's future lies in the hands of a man of such boundless intellect. Donald Trump: A multi talented mastermind capable of absorbing thousands of terabits of global data in a millisecond -entirely though osmosis-, with the ability to analyze it for the propose of providing the perfect solutions to the most complicated issues facing the planet. Lets face it, this man must be a genius if he can convince American workers to toil like Bangladeshis seamstresses and migrant tomato pickers for peanuts just to make America great again.
