PILLBOX 165: He Folded My Face in Half




The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues show

Summary: <br> (2/17/09) First I had a twitch in my eye, then he folded my face in half.  I went to school with make-up on and disappointed my son.  Eventually, I shined my shoes and went to Kinkos.  Of course, this isn’t even the half of it…<br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002L66/wwwthebitterestp-20" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002L68/wwwthebitterestp-20" target="_blank"></a><br> <a title="Je" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Benton" target="_blank">Jerome Benton</a> is an actor, dancer and vocalist, best known for being comic foil to <a title="Morris Day" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Day" target="_blank">Morris Day</a> as a member of the funk rock band <a title="The Time" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_(band)" target="_blank">The Time</a>.  He co-starred in Prince vehicles Purple Rain, Under the Cherry Moon and Graffiti Bridge.  He is currently preparing for a new album and tour with the original members of The Time.<br> You don’t really have the soundtrack to <a title="Purple Rain" href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002CTSUY/wwwthebitterestp-20" target="_blank">Purple Rain</a> unless you have <a title="Ice Creame Castle" href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002L66/wwwthebitterestp-20" target="_blank">Ice Cream Castle</a>…<br> *Special note to particularly young white people: The Time is the band that brings the house down at the end of <a title="Jay &amp; Silent Bob Strike Back" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/" target="_blank">Jay &amp; Silent Bob Strike Back</a><br>  <br>  <br>