Summary: Drogba's back! But what does at all mean?! Well, Alex and Geoff don't know, but they mumble about it for a while. Also Jordan Morris is a Sounder and for some reason the Straight Red gentlemen try to guess his valuation 3 years in the future. I don't know; I just work here. Plus Ashley Cole, Bill Hamid, Benny Feilhaber, a throwaway reference to Freddy Adu and much more in the latest Straight Red! #WarOnAlex
