Why do Penguins Waddle?




Don Woods show

Summary: The song I’ve sent you this week is totally un PC but it was one I wrote for comedian Tom Pepper back in the day. He recorded it and got a lot of mileage out of it…he used to do a double act with Pauline Daniels and he’d sing this to her…she would sing the women’s reply.t….. ...The “scientists” have been at it again….on the national news…they have been in London Zoo finding out why penguins waddle….AND the scientists came over from America…how interesting….not.we have just had a partial solar eclipse….It was blanket news coverage….the moon passed between us and the sun….so everyone is out buying the special overpriced sunglasses and getting really exited … SO WHAT !!... I watched Comic Relief last week and found little to deserve the description on “comic”….I often wonder what happened to comedy…Jasper Carrot is making a comeback with his mate Bev Bevan (ELO’s drummer) … ...Television has reached an all time low in this country….there are nights when there is absolutely nothing worth watching….unless you want to watch boring baking programmes or people having fat removed from their obese frames… Speaking of talent…every Wednesday local musicians meet up for a jam session (which you know about) and all the money raised goes to sick kids’s charities…we call it The Cheshire Cats… … and the standard is very high….after watching all these award programmes and X Factors etc etc I have come to the conclusion that there is more quality on a Wednesday night than all the other stuff put together….and as the guys never ask for anything and all give their skills free of charge I decided to create a Cheshire Cats Hall of Fame and inducted then ALL into it…I sorted out a plaque for each of them as a small gesture…they are great guys to know and to work with….Rock On !!!