Toasted Cake 144: Carla at the Off-Planet Tax Return Helpline by Caroline M. Yoachim

Summary: Toasted Cake 144! In which we file, kicking and screaming untranslatably. "This is Carla at the Off-Planet Tax Return helpline, how can I help you?"This story first appeared in UFO 3. Caroline M. Yoachim lives in Seattle and loves cold cloudy weather....