Summary: Alexis' stand-ins absolutely wipe the floor with Paul Lambert's hapless Aston Villa at the Emirates to exhibit Arsenal's embarrassment of offensive riches and turn in the perfect preparation for next weekend's North London Derby. Helping us build up to Saturday's visit to Sp*rs and tackle the near-impossible task of identifying Arsenal's true standout players against Villa will be USA.Arsenal.com's Kevin Mooney, plus we beat the 5-nil motif to death with some scoreline history trivia and a feeble attempt at ranking new signing Gabriel amongst Arsenal's err, most comeliest players…
