Summary: Jim is back and he is playing injured with a case of the moonshines while telling everyone about one of his dreams and what he'd rather do than meet The Rock. Jim finds the start of the "choking on my own outrage" line and not surprisingly it's filled with douche bags. The Red Sox stink people, it's OK to admit it and Michael Bay is only days away from resurrecting Jim's childhood....so he can kill it again.
