One week before E3, gaming's grimness, Wolfenstein enthusiasm, and the Watch Dogs dilemma

Summary: With one week to go before the hugest of huge videogame extravaganzas in LA (E3 starts on June 9 with the big press conferences) we talk about what we'd like to see, rather than making predictions, and then we settle into some calm and collected criticism of all the millions of annoying things that Watch Dogs does that drives us both crazy. Also: why are games so grim?