Summary: The following is inspired by an actual conversation. "It can't be an X-Wing. Look at the nose, it's way too short." (But it clearly looks like the wings can go flap up into an X) "True, but look at the engines! There's only one engine on each side; the X-Wing has two each side!" (I mean, it's clearly not complete. Maybe they're adding more engines.) "But there's no room for more! Look how they're placed! It's not an X-Wing, but I bet it's from the same manufacturer." (The same... fictional manufacturer?) "Yeah, like, Star Wars Boeing."
