Summary: The end of the year, multi-national holy ceremonial, blasphemous episode. Lost app-ortunities. Aggressive pulling. Strategic fan calls & strapline positioning. Josho dreams an ugly girl into his ideal. Christmas party shotgun flurry. The scab-faced, female muesli bar tram scam consortium. Facebook Faceplant and the jelly bean sting. Pseudo tech update & brain needlepoint. 5 things that never happened in 2013. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
