Summary: He didn't show up to do this either?! Come on. I don't usually write this kind of stuff. What? Am I just supposed to write bizarre, nonsensical jokes? What is this description really for anyway? What are these weird quotes? Who comes up with these questions that they throw in here? Does anyone even read this? I give up. I don't know what I'm doing here. What am I going to write for this description? Oh wait... I believe I just did it.
