Summary: "Gobble, gobble. This is the Verge's official turkey. I just wanted to let you know that 90 Seconds will be taking the rest of the week off to try and hunt me down. I've been able to safely evade them until now, but Ross is becoming a better hunter by the day. This really looked like more fun in 'The Hunger Games.' Anyway, they'll be back next Monday with more 90 Seconds on the V–" "Got him! I'll be eatin' well this Thanksgiving!"
