Summary: "We just love what your startup is doing!" "Thank you so much." "We feel that it would make a beautiful addition to the Facebook family." "You do?" "We do. That is why we are willing to give you $80,000,000,000,000,000 plus this batch of delicious chocolate cookies my wife made. What do you say?" "Mmmmm... I think I'll wait a bit to see if I can get more. Thanks though! Can I still take a cookie?"
