Summary: Hipster aliens! Existentially aware Smart Toilets! Instant genital swapping! The future will be all of these things and so much more, in Conan/Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's collection of "quick hits" on what could be, but probably shouldn't. Includes NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN primary source documents like - The official memo of the triumphant Jewish/Gay/Lizard-People conspiracy - The diary of a time-travelling garbageman - The unearthed prophecies of the great Seusstrodamus
