Summary: Arkansas Toddlers Can No Longer Marry,Camel Beauty Contest, Three Year Old Banned Over Haircut, Burglar Plays Dead at Funeral Parlor, Dog Grows Mysterious Fifth Leg, Bid to Save Semicolon from English, Man Divorces Two Wives in Three Minutes, Man Steals Guitar in Pants, Men Cause More Housework for Women, Minneapolis Woman Bites Pit Bull, Angola Elects First Miss Landmine Survivor, Texas Rancher Arrested for Snake Vodka Sales, Bank robber Leaves Her Photo ID, Phone Sniffer Could Find You in Trouble, Wild Octpuses (Octopi??) Have Complex Sex, Smoking Tortoise, The 13 Most Irresponsible Defense Gadgets, Two Year Old Woolworthâ??s Thief, Wombat Rape Victim
