Summary: "Robin Hoods" steal at the store, give to the poor?, Divine lightning reaction?, Colorado deputy clocks VW Beetle at 115 mph, Dead man's visit to doctor scuttles insurance scam, Illinois kindergarten golfer has ace, Largest Squid Ever Caught Is "Giant, Gelatinous Blob", Malaysian man gets nut stuck in delicate place, News of the Weird, NJ cops kick in door over bird's cries for help, Man holds vigil for girlfriend-turned-nun,
