The New Bond Girl.....




Don Woods show

Summary: A vicar in a village near Huddersfield has given each of his parishioners £10 each and told them to go forth and multiply the money for the church…which,amazingly,they did…a young girl mad cards out of her photos and sold them.. and someone else made bird tables…and the £550 he forked out brought in 15 grand for work on the church…. There was a terrible tragedy on Windermere Lake where a family had taken out a motor launch and got poisoned by carbon monoxide fumes from a faulty generator….a young girl and her mother died and the father was left in a critical condition…this shows the hidden dangers of this deadly gas…which has no detectable smell…I think carbon monoxide detectors should be fitted to anywhere this is likely to happen…e.g. tents and caravans…. Our wonderful benefit system is heavily featured in the news at the moment…attempting to make you “better off if you go to work”….now the problem here is these out of touch “lawmakers” don’t seem to realise that everyone is different…….it’s like the brainless morons who drive around with no tax or insurance and can’t see anything wrong…even when the cops catch up with them and take their car away…sadly we need to bring back public flogging and stoning… On a lighter note one of the most difficult tasks at the moment is trying to find something worth watching on television…it really has reached a new low….the BBC occasionally (very occasionally) has a decent drama…but it’s always the same faces…the same ones keep popping up in different things which sort of takes away the reality…and as for ITV we now have to watch adverts with bits of programme in between… ..... finally the Queen has been awarded a special BAFTA award for her appearance in the James Bond spoof at the start of the Olympics…she seemed to be made up…and has been hailed as the most memorable Bond Girl….great stuff….makes us proud to be British.