Summary: A somewhat unreputable doctor hires a couple of caterers to ghost write a medical paper on his cousin, a woman afflicted with an absence of hips. Meanwhile, the hipless girl applies for a job at a local labrynth run by an eccentric sorcerer and his chief architect. There she runs into a sexually inexperienced minotaur named Frank. The caterers try outsourcing their research to a devout role player named who goes by the nome de plume of Silvious.
