ep16: Apologize for no one

Summary: The one thing I’ve learned over the years of being a comedian is that there is no way to make 100% of your audience happy.  You see, inevitably there will be someone in your audience that will get riled up about something.  That person does not get comedy and never will.  These people are not Republican based radical conservatives nor are they left wing liberal tree huggers.   There is no stereotypical breed that fits this kind of door nail empty-headed mentality.  They simply are a comedian’s worst nightmare, and do not get comedy. These people can’t take a joke and their life is too serious to see the irony of it all.  They hate to smile; all forms of happiness of any kind and their simple mission in life is to suck the joy from the world.  I would think people like this would die young from some sort of cancer brought on by their thriving hate, but usually they live way beyond our need for them to exist.  Some comedians feel the need to officially apologize if they offend them.  I do not.   I apologize for no one, if you don’t get the joke than you aren’t going to accept anything I say to correct it. Good, you hate me now, and I hate you.  Move on and die already and I’ll continue to entertain the ones who really get it.    In this episode I discuss: My first time skyping and you’re going to mock me with a digital sperm beard? Things that go bump in the night Rod Stewart urban folklore  Jason Alexander official apology makes no difference, what a surprise.  His apology letter is here: