Side Quest Guys: The Podcast®

This Christmas I gave Dallyn a card game: Business Walrus. It's a new card game by the satire website ClickHole—and it's actually a blast. We made a video version, but since you don't really need to see it, we thought a podcast version would be fun as well! Buy Business Walrus Subscribe to Side Quest Guys on YouTube --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sqg/message

What do you get when you cross Will Ferrell, a saxophone, and 17-year cicadas? A good time, that's what! On this second episode of Side Quest Guys: The Podcast, we're doing the usual: bringing you weird news stories, fun facts, and personal stories. --- Check out our YouTube channel where we (Dallyn and Cody) try and complete the crazy game of life at 100%. Like what we do? Support us on Patreon and get a mention in our videos. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sqg/message

On the premiere episode of Side Quest Guys: The Podcast, we're starting off with a bang—or should I say, a bath.  Our friend Curtis made a plan with an odd guy to play tennis last year but he canceled last minute after asking for money. Now, months later, he got a voicemail so weird that we had to play it for you and talk about it. Also, to round off the episode, we're talking about some weird news stories (links below) Truck with 100 monkeys crashes in Pennsylvania - Crossroads Today 'Time traveller' from 2028 says he's been alone in post-apocalyptic world for 340 days - Mirror Online Man kept 'attack squirrel' high on meth to take down rivals – police in armed raid If you liked the time traveler story and want to see his videos, you can follow Javier on TikTok here.  If you hear about any weird news stories, let us know about them and we might feature it on the show! Find all our info at http://flow.page/sqg (you can even send us a voice message to use on the podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sqg/message

Are we living in a simulation? What happens when a truckload of 100 monkeys crashes on the highway? Is there a TikToker that that's broadcasting from the future (well, no, but hear me out). Dallyn and Cody are gathering weird news, history, theories, and anything else that's bizarre or interesting and we're bringing it right to your podcast feed. Subscribe now to be first in line to hear the funniest, weirdest news and facts (and our reaction to them). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sqg/message

Critically thrashed and globally made fun of.......yet we enjoyed this one the most so far

The moment none of us have been waiting for, the big daddy of bad angsty teen movies: TWILIGHT! That's right, Robert Pattinson and his uneven vampire nipples are coming to Skip Worthy Cinema. You can watch Twilight with us on YouTube, Google Play Movies, or Amazon Prime.  **************************************** Become a Patreon supporter for cool perks.   Want to support us without actually spending money? Click here (and read the description). Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/skipworthycinema/message

Pet Shop is one of those movies where you just have to ask yourself "how in the world did this get made"? From demon Furbys to Marty McFly cowboy outfits, this is truly one of the most bizarre movies we've ever seen.  Watch Pet Shop for free on Tubi TV and laugh along with us! (Or don't. Maybe don't) "A couple of alien slavers disguised as cowboys arrive to Earth and open up an E.T. pet shop in a small desert town where FBI hides witnesses against the mob to kidnap human children and sell them off at alien slave auctions." 

What do you get when interstellar cowboys want to co-own a pet shop as a sinister plot device? I'll give you a hint—nothing good. This week Dallyn and Cody watch 1994's Pet Shop. Watch Pet Shop for free on Tubi TV to prepare for next week's episode. Or don't. Yeah maybe don't. ******* Watch the video version on YouTube. Follow us on Facebook. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/skipworthycinema/message

That was anything but a smooth ride. Nicolas Cage just treated us to two hours of a confusing accent, karate chimps, and the movie equivalent of a "No Fear" t-shirt. Don't watch this movie, please. Please. "When motorcycle rider Johnny Blaze sells his soul to the Devil to save his father's life, he is transformed into the Ghost Rider, the Devil's own bounty hunter, and is sent to hunt down sinners."   Worried about content? Check the IMDb Parent's Guide: t.ly/vZGh   (Don't) Watch Ghost Rider on Netflix. Rent it on Google Play Movies, YouTube or Amazon Prime Video.   **************************************** Become a Patreon supporter for cool perks and behind-the-scenes content: http://patreon.com/sidequestguys  Want to support us without actually spending money? Click here (and read the description): https://bit.ly/2KnOwVo   Follow us on ALL THE THINGS!  http://instagram.com/sidequestvids  http://facebook.com/sidequestvids   http://twitter.com/sidequestvids --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/skipworthycinema/message

Nicolas Cage is an interesting man, and he is either an awesome actor or a total weirdo (honestly, we aren't really sure anymore). But one thing's for sure—a LOT of people hate the movie Ghost Rider.  With a dismal 26% on Rotten Tomatoes, it actually has an audience score of 46%, which is oddly high for a movie with such a bad reputation. We'll get to the bottom of this and watch Marvel's (yes, THAT Marvel) Ghost Rider. "When motorcycle rider Johnny Blaze sells his soul to the Devil to save his father's life, he is transformed into the Ghost Rider, the Devil's own bounty hunter, and is sent to hunt down sinners." Worried about content? Check the IMDb Parent's Guide.  Watch Ghost Rider on Netflix. Rent it on Google Play Movies, YouTube or Amazon Prime Video. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/skipworthycinema/message

Let's-a go! We watched the Super Mario Bros. Movie this week, and it was better than expected! Don't let that get your hopes up though—it's still ROUGH.  From "Dinosaur Mad Max" to weird Goombas, if you came for Mario, you're in the wrong place. Join Cody and Dallyn as we dive in and watch this nostalgic classic, and why it's actually better than Cats (by a lot) You can rent Super Mario Bros. (1993).....nowhere. It's not streaming anywhere at the moment.

It's-a us, Cody & Dallyn! On the next episode of Skip-Worthy Cinema, we're going to be watching the classic Super Mario Bros. (1993). If you Google "Bad Movies", this will almost certainly show up on the list. Bob Hoskins plays a weirdly gruff Mario, Jon Leguezamo plays a brave but bone headed Luigi, and Dennis Hopper plays a pointy headed dictator (that's also a dinosaur??).  Believe us when we say that this has nothing to do with Mario. However we're still excited (or is that feeling actually nausea?). Watch with us. We guarantee you'll be disappointed.  You can rent or buy Super Mario Bros. (1993) on iTunes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/skipworthycinema/message

In our inaugural episode, we're checking out the notorious CATS (2019). We know, we're starting big. We've all seen the reviews, but it couldn't be THAT bad, right? ..........RIGHT? CATS is a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber, who also wrote Phantom of the Opera. However, if you're watching it because of that, we've got some bad news for you: This is just an awful movie. Whether it's Idris Elba's cat abs, giant human CGI faces on too-small cat heads, magical glowing catnip, dancing cockroaches with faces, creepy baby mice, or Evil Thanos Cat™, rest assured, there's plenty to go over in this episode. Don't miss it! You can rent or buy Cats on YouTube, Google Play Movies or Amazon Prime (but please don't). Watch with us. We promise you'll be disappointed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/skipworthycinema/message

 Welcome to our brand new podcast all about the worst of the worst movies ever made!  Next week, we're talking about Cats (2019). It's pretty common knowledge that it's just not a good movie, but we finally got to find out why! We talk about why Cats had such an amazing cast but why it was received so poorly, why the heck Idris Elba Cat™ had magical Thanos powers, and why floating in a sky chandelier symbolizes death? Maybe? Watch along with us. We promise you'll be disappointed. You can rent or buy Cats on YouTube, Google Play Movies or Amazon Prime. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/skipworthycinema/message