Ain't Slayed Nobody | Call of Cthulhu Podcast show

Ain't Slayed Nobody | Call of Cthulhu Podcast

Summary: Call of Cthulhu comedy-horror podcast riding through the American Old West. Saddle up as we turn femurs into mist and canteens into grenades. Tombstone meets The Thing meets The Adventure Zone. We play a tabletop RPG but you don't need to know the rules at all to saddle up and laugh along with us. Thank you and good luck out there.

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 Ep. 2: Mister Corbitt - Fear and Loathing | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 56:09

On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our team of ghost hunters continue their exploration of the mysterious Corbitt house after their grisly discovery in the garden. They quickly discover that what's inside the house may be far worse than what they encountered outside it, but even those horrors can't compare to Boston highway traffic. Will Eddie ever make it back to rejoin the party, or is he doomed to sit in his car while everyone else goes mad? Does the ghost-busting equipment actually work?

 Ep. 1: Mister Corbitt - Grounds for Concern | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 59:16

On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: Lucky Davenport and her team of ghost hunters tackle a mansion of madness as they investigate the strange goings-on at the home of Mr. Corbitt. The party may not be afraid of no ghosts, but the cosmic horrors awaiting them may be more than even they can handle. What secrets lie buried in this quiet Boston suburb? What is the reclusive Mister Corbitt hiding? And most importantly, who's going to die first? Guest Keeper Mike Mason, Chaosium Call of Cthulhu

 Ep. 10: Y'all of Cthulhu - Down Darker Trials | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:10:30

This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: the posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about how they treat NPCs?

 Ep. 3: UNLAND - Last Admission | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:22:27

In this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. The truth will come out. One way or another. With Scott Dorward as Keeper and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll.

 Ep. 2: UNLAND - Emergency Exit | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:10:09

On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly learn nothing - and no one - is what it seems. What's that in the mirror? Where's the exit? And does splitting the party ever lead to any good for anyone? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll.

 Ep. 1: UNLAND - Theme Parkour | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:46:21

On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan Falvey from How We Roll.

 Ep. 9: Y'all of Cthulhu - House Call | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:09:35

This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. Only time will tell, as we continue down darker trails.

 Ep. 8: Y'all of Cthulhu - Bed, Bath, and Beyond | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:11:01

This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: the party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? Only time will tell, Down Darker Trails.

 Ep. 7: Y'all of Cthulhu - Mountain Lion | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:11:35

This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: Our posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC?

 Ep. 3: Fairyland - Into the Madness | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:38:34

On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: the night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The tenuous sanity holding the family to reality grow ever weaker as they learn the truth about the town's children and come face to face with their own nightmares. Is Maggie safe? Will anyone survive Fairyland? And worse...do they even want to?

 Ep. 2: Fairyland - Into the Town | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:14:07

On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody, Bill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk build the tension for our party, and it soon becomes clear that fear and terror are the order of the day in Cullingstone. What is wrong with the children in this town? Is Maggie safe? What unimaginable horrors lurk in the woods? And will Ol' McDonald live to have his farm?

 Ep. 1: Fairyland - Into the Woods | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:10:32

On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a little harmless exploration may prove deadly. Is the house haunted?

 Ep. 6: Y'all of Cthulhu - Run of Luck | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:28:14

Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? And will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed

 Ep. 5: Y'all of Cthulhu - Six Underground | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:21:45

Our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? And what is Ellie's situation? Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch http://slayed.me/merch

 Ep. 4: Y'all of Cthulhu - Rolling in the Deep | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:19:03

The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Ride with us on Patreon http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed Buy show merch http://slayed.me/merch

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