Worst Firsts with Brittany Furlan show

Worst Firsts with Brittany Furlan

Summary: Brittany Furlan (American Meme/former Vine Star) has seen it all when it comes to dating and relationships. She has stories for days about the worst first dates and experiences she's had to endure. Each week she'll talk with her friends and guest as they share their own stories about their worst first experiences. These stories will make you ask how anyone finds love at all.

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 Ian Edwards Got Stranded in the Middle of Nowhere | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3441

Comedian Ian Edwards is in studio today with Brittany to relive some worsts in his life, including a bad host of a comedy show forgetting to give him a ride home, a sexual encounter that left him bored and why you really get what you pay for when you go to a free therapist. Brittany also shames a terrible therapist she had who didn't even know what Prozac was and is still hounding her for money.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Alice McMunn's Incredible Journey from Homelessness to Success | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4372

Alice McMunn, dancer and owner of the clothing line Malicious Creatures, joins Brittany to layout her life story that began from being moved around from terrible foster home (or farms as she calls them) to terrible foster home, being homeless and a heroin addict for almost a decade to being an successful dancer and entrepreneur. Later, Alice tells some horror stories from being a dancer at Cheetahs in Los Feliz, including one story about a man who got way too excited during a private lap dance and was subsequently banned from Cheetahs.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Trevor Wallace Got Kicked in the Head | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4051

Stand-up comedian &YouTube and Instagram star Trevor Wallace joins Brittany to share some worsts, like a hookup that left the girl missing her ex, a fight so bad that it left Trevor deaf in one ear for three days, and the first and only time he called his dad a "fuckhead." Brittany later tells Trevor how she and her ex would mess with horny guys on Chatroulette and the one time it backfired.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Mena Suvari Got Too Drunk in High School | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3668

Actress Mena Suvari (American Beauty, American Woman) joins Brittany to talk about how she was basically a perfect student, but the one day she wasn't was the worst. Mena tells Brittany about the time she got so drunk in high school that she couldn't function, how intense it is to have a father who is a therapist, and about a near-death experience when a car driving the wrong way almost hit her and her family in Toronto.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Erik Griffin Got Blackmailed Over Twitter | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4588

Comedian Erik Griffin from Workaholics and host of the Riffin With Griffin podcast joins Brittany this week to talk about a bad date with a secret vegan, the times he almost died driving in the snow on a comedy tour and also the other times he almost died from food poisoning. Plus, Erik discusses how he gets in trouble online, like when he got blackmailed over Twitter and Instagram and had to contact the FBI.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Nicole Byer Was Almost Choked to Death During Sex | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3940

Nicole Byer, comedian and host of the "Why Won't You Date Me?" Podcast, "Best Friends" Podcast, and several others AND host of Netflix's "Nailed It!" joins Brittany to talk about some horror dating stories, including a severely depressed man, and why Nicole doesn't like to tell people where she lives. Nicole also tells the story of how a fun fling turned to kinky sex, which then turned sad when he lost his erection and was basically just killing her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Cesar Millan The Dog Whisperer Tries To Fix Brittany's Dog | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3219

Cesar Milan, also known as The Dog Whisperer and current YouTube star, joins Brittany to clarify that he doesn't train dogs, he trains people. He also dispels a lot of misconceptions that people have about certain breeds of dogs and the way people interact with dogs in general. Cesar then tells horror stories of working with animals, including a heartbreaking story of his failed attempt to rescue and nurse a llama named Malibu that was abandoned during a recent California wildfire.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Christian DelGrosso & Kristen McGowan Aren't Allowed to Golf Anymore | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2990

Brittany is joined by superstar couple Christian DelGrosso and Kristen McGowan to discuss why Christian is probably not allowed on golf courses anymore after he went off-roading with a golf cart, what it means to be an ex-Vine star, and how making comedy isn't necessarily a way to cope with anxiety. Plus, Brittany tells the story of hogtying a Christian camp counselor and flinging him off a cliff.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Heather McDonald Pisses Off the Wrong Mom | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3305

Heather McDonald, comedian and host of the Juicy Scoop Podcast tells Brittany how her book release party led to drama with one of the mothers and her "wonder child," ultimately leading to Heather getting written up. She also talks about the time she was stuck on a plane next to a monkey and how she gave up her SNL dreams to focus on her family. Plus, Heather and Brittany discuss the challenges that they have faced as female comedians in a male-dominated world, but how things are ultimately getting better.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Josh Peck Lost His Virginity to an Older Woman | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3847

After actor and Vine star Josh Peck and Brittany talk about their various anxieties and neuroses, Josh talks about how he was bullied brutally by kids at the Jewish Community Center in Boca Raton. Then Josh recounts how selling an old TV eventually led him to losing his virginity to a cool older woman in his apartment building. Finally, Josh missed out on a big payday for not having diabetes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Andrew Santino Was "Dead Fished" in Bed | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3617

Comedian Andrew Santino, host of the "Whiskey Ginger" podcast, tells Brittany the unfortunate time learned t that "dead fish" was a real phenomenon. They talk how tough an industry this is and recount stories of terrible managers who lied to them and hemorrhaged them money. Brittany is in awe of Andrew's lack of fear of dying or bombing on stage, like the time he got way too high to host a comedy show and bombed worse than he ever has before.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Adam Ray Rushes the Price is Right Stage | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3505

Comedian Adam Ray joins Brittany and talk about dead animals, people with lisps, and various other off-color topics in a rapid-fire story-off from beginning to end. Brittany tells Adam the unfortunate story of the microwaved hamster and Adam fires back with the time he ate too many edibles and liquor and rushed the stage of "The Price is Right" and does the robot behind Bob Barker. Don't forget to get your pets spayed and neutered (and keep them away from cigarettes and microwaves) and don't forget to see Brittany in "The Unicorn."Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Jo Koy Calls Brittany an Asshole | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3877

Brittany talks to comedian Jo Koy about his new Netflix stand-up special "Comin' In Hot." The two get real about mental illness and Jo's troubled upbringing. Jo tells Brittany about how blacking out after accidentally eating too many edibles caused him to stop doing drugs all together and scares Brittany into not smoking weed anymore. Jo delves into his complicated relationships with his mother and father and Brittany makes fun of his real name and his huge following in the Philippines. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Melissa Villaseñor Learns How to Get Out of a Date | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3346

SNL breakout star Melissa Villaseñor goes way back with Brittany and they share bad dating stories about overly effeminate or weird-sounding men that eventually become great sketches. Brittany also tells us an incredibly sad story and Melissa has loved basically every job she’s ever had. And best of all, Brittany teaches Melissa the best way to get out of a bad date.sLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Catch-22's Jon Rudnitsky Plays the Comedian Card to Not Get Evicted | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3463

This week, Brittany swaps stories with comedian & actor Jon Rudnitsky, one of the stars of Hulu's hit miniseries "Catch-22" alongside George Clooney. Jon talks about how opening for Louie Anderson in Las Vegas was a laugh-less gig in front of only extremely young and extremely old people, his experience being on Saturday Night Live, then fired from SNL, and how telling his neighbors he was a comedian stopped him from getting severely beat up. Later, Brittany managed to piss off the Russians, but her puppy Wicket made their angry hearts melt.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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