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Is it possible that today's evil powers were spawned by the original trailer for Jurassic Park? I debate the ethics of love vs infatuation with the computer. A ladybug infestation and squirrel lawyers. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

Calling people by there last name is for gym teachers only. Earth is an uninhabitable wasteland where you can Venmo kombucha money, but you can't bring a cockatoo into a nightclub without paying twice the cover. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

Elephants are mystic gods. Ants are enlightened. Crows are the OG gutter punks. My whole life is musical theater. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

Prince sang that Uptown don't let society tell us how it's supposed to be. Eventually, that little dive surrendered to the bourgeoisie curtain. A shiny white Apple Store crushed it, leaving only the bouncer's Frye boots sticking out. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

I tried banana soda. I cried banana soda. Beware the warm banana soda. I dreamed you were a dog. Now I'm hiding in your shoe till summer returns. Enjoy!  Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman  

I had a birthday party for a dog then caught some mouse ghosts in my garage. The new party jam for 2004 is called "Blindsided". Enjoy!  Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

The espresso narc pours coffee for nobody in an attempt to prove that plants sing when picked. Enjoy! (Also, Dark Side Of The Rainbow is a sham)    Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

A friend hears combustable music, goth tiki rapping, and fascinating facts (totally untrue) Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

A space rapper comes from Jupiter for coconuts, meanwhile a sassy ant knows where you live. All that's left to do now, is bet on horses and cross your coconuts. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

Something is wrong with the squirrels of the world when a computer has a rap battle at a job interview, now it's up to a duck to save the day. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

A rapping butterfly encounters vicious canoe pirates while sipping tea from a red high heal. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

After discovering that flying fish are optimistic about the oceans rising, a reporter interviews a ghost only to find out that the world's first snack was a dinosaur eyeball. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

Trapped in an abandoned Kmart? Promissory notes of mega-stardom? Fake John Lennon!? Saint Versace? Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman

I was a teenage vampire at a theme park with a ride that simulates working in a factory for thirty eight years. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman  

Quantum mechanics are working on my new muffler. Squirrels are you who you hire for bank robberies because they aren't afraid to take risks. Grape butter. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman