Red Lips, Orange Car show

Red Lips, Orange Car

Summary: A comedy/advice/storytelling show all spanning from the wonderful, bizarre world of Craigslist Missed Connections. Hosted by Alanah Pearce.


 You Were Lactating And Sold Me Your Milk Many Times | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:55

Join Alanah, Ethan, and Chloe Dykstra as they journey through the adventures of lactating married women, hot theme park employees, and insane girlfriends. 

 Quarantine King Looking For Corona Queen | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 45:32

Welcome to season 2! Today Ethan (CrankGameplays), Ross (GameGrumps), and Alanah discuss girlfriends who aren't allowed to play Animal Crossing, people dating during quarantine, and romance in parking lots. 

 A Prius Full of Hot Girls | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 40:18

Join Max Scoville, Cassidee Moser, and Alanah as they discover a 70+ year old man's missing love, some weird thing about bugs, and ass haikus. 

 My Dog Had Diarrhea in Warby Parker and You Held Him | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 43:43

A cute boy holds a dog with bowel problems, an unfortunately timed boner, too many brussels sprouts and someone crying in NYC. Join Andrew Goldfarb, Blaine Gibson, and Alanah Pearce on this week's RLOC!

 You Farted in Kroger Yesterday | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 35:06

Recording live from Australia, we talk about hot girls farting, nude beaches, and Australian 'tradies'. Featuring Alanah's mum and aunt!

 The Lovely Lady in the Red Convertible | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 42:13

Picking up girls at Planned Parenthood, hitting on someone even though they're on a date, and one man's very specific "friendship" requirements. Special guests Cole Gallian and Amarisse Sullivan join Alanah on this episode of RLOC!

 My China Doll | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 35:06

A freezing cold skateboarder, rich dudes at grocery stores, and a woman called China Doll. Join Marty, Alanah, and Terri Schwartz for another episode of RLOC!

 Good Girl, Bad Morning | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 38:44

Someone swoops in on a couple's argument, an awkward back scratch, and Bubbles. Join Alanah, Marty, and special guest Anthony Carboni for this week's episode!

 I Grabbed Your Boob on Sunset | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 35:16

A not-so-stealthy boob grab, a prison break, and a wild night in New Orleans. Join guest Joshua Ovenshire from Smosh Games, Marty, and Alanah for the latest episode of RLOC. 

 Wife Needs a Massage | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 35:50

Alanah tells more weird Australian stories, Marty uncovers a balloon fetish, and Kinda Funny's Joey Noelle joins in to talk airplane romance. Sort of. 

 The Thicc Girl at Menards | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 35:52

Thicc girls doing hardware shopping, a woman who can't control her bladder on a date, and condescending romance at the DMV. Join Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Jared Petty for another episode of Red Lips, Orange Car!

 GARY - WHERE ARE YOU | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 33:02

A man obsessed with blue lights on a hat, Gary's illegitimate child, and the self-deprecating Uber driver. This weeks Missed Connections brought to you by Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Zach Ryan. 

 Red Lips, Orange Car - the trailer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:34

What the hell is this podcast we're starting? Why does it have that weird name? 


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