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Melissa and Courtenay recap Melissa’s cruise she just took with her husband. Did they actually predict the weather? And did someone just make a big baby announcement? And is Courtenay about to break into someone’s apartment in LA?? Tune in!

Melissa and Courtenay continue their quest to brunch and podcast around the city!! This time, they find themselves discussing Courtenay getting attacked online, Melissa admitting to her days of being in Standard Definition TV, and they pray the cruise Gods will not curse Melissa’s upcoming cruise with yet another hurricane.

Sooo….after we sat down yesterday and taped an entire podcast episode, only to find out that Melissa didn’t hit the RECORD button, the girls sat back down today for another try! From talking about stalkers, credit card thieves, Courtenay’s thoughts on her one-date-a-year situation, to the girls dodging attacking crows, nothing is off the table in this one! Sit back and enjoy the ride!!

Melissa and Courtenay have another Q&A session with listeners! Find out how the girls deal with online trolls, stay supportive of each other, whether Melissa will ever host DWTS, and where in the world Courtenay would love to live – amongst many other things!

Melissa and Courtenay are back from their respective vacations!! They share a bit about their trips, and shared a lot of what annoyed them while they were gone!

FIRST – the girls are sorry for the poor audio quality of this episode!! Life has gotten in the way, and the only way to get this episode out was through the girls on a phone call. Just pretend like you’re all on one big conference call with the girls! SECOND – the girls are sorry for the disappearing act they’ve pulled lately. Ironically, Melissa and Courtenay see each other every day, so you would think it would be easy for them to make podcast episodes together. Well, these two have proved that an impossible task apparently. But are definitely going to make it a priority to get back on posting schedule….AFTER they take their respective vacations…

What happens when you’ve driven 45 minutes for an appointment that ends up getting cancelled? You make the best of it! Melissa and Courtenay had a change of plans, and decided to make the best of it! The plan was to get a couple tattoos removed. Instead, the girls headed to the mall (the still-closed mall) and did an impromptu FaceBook Live video to chat about….well nothing…and yet everything at the same time. Enjoy some mindless entertainment.

Melissa and Courtenay tackle the wonderful world of workouts!! We all know Melissa is a workout-aholic. And Courtney…likes to walk fast. Coming from opposite sides of the spectrum, but meeting in the middle, the girls discuss the loves, the hates, and the oh-so-embarrsing things we all know to be true about working out! From machine hogs, to passing gas in class, to finding yourself in the wrong exercise class, buckle up! The girls are going on a fun workout ride!

Courtenay DeHoff – the Yale student – is taking a course (a legit course) on Happiness. What it means. How to find it. Why we miss it sometimes. The girls get a little more serious, talking about what happiness means to them.  If all goes well, Professor Courtenay could get a new job…

Ohhhhhh! The girls get into this one (especially feisty Courtenay!!)! They bring in their good friend, Alex Cohen – AKA, the Sexy Voice of Reason, to talk about women, girl power, and those women that DON’T support each other. They talk Social Media, the work environment, Mom Shaming and more! Even more impressive, Courtenay does the entire episode without even taking a breath….

Melissa and Courtenay continue their Question and Answer session with live callers. It starts simple enough, with an innocent question about makeup. And somehow ends up with Melissa literally sweating through the radio as she tries to explain the secrets behind trying to have a rendezvous with your spouse when you have kids in the house. Next time, Courtenay gets put in the hot seat!!

Melissa and Courtenay are talking the crazy finale of The Bachelor!! They bring their good friend, and self confessed Bachelor Super Fan, Krystle Gutierrez along to help break it all down. Melissa is bringing the insight from her experience on The Bachelor, and is peeling back the curtain on some secrets and answering everyone’s questions! What’s in those infamous contracts?? How much to contestants get paid?? Is it all scripted?? And if that’s not enough for you, find out which of the girls makes adult movies….

Melissa and Courtenay take this entire episode to talk to listeners, and answer the burning questions some of them have. In this first part of the episode, the girls are talking to a woman who wants to complain about her man! Bringing up the double standard when it comes to men and women on everyday tasks. Lesson learned from this: Courtenay thinks she’s a landscaper. And another caller who just wanted to talk about wine. Because, why not?! Lesson learned from this one: Melissa and Courtenay were both drinking during the calls…at 9:45am. It’s fine.

Melissa and Courtenay talk the difficulties of relationships – from dating to marriage. Courtenay takes us through her current journey on the dating roller coaster, and gives small glimpses into why she may still be single (she can be a little harsh); while Melissa reminisces about her rocky road to marriage (Isla Fisher’s character from Wedding Crasher’s had nothing on her….!)

Don’t we all remember being younger, and thinking, ‘I can’t wait to grow up!”?? Well, our wishes came true. We’re grown. And it’s not as fun as we thought it would be! Melissa and Courtenay discuss the inevitable aging process; the (literal) aches and pains of getting older. One grows nipples on her chin, and the other can pull muscles in her sleep. What’s your aging super power?