The Windsor Knot: A Royal Wedding Podcast

Look, we know it's late but we just didn't want to leave. Daniel and Joe return with a final episode that acts as a look back at the wedding, and the beautiful group of people who listened to us try and make sense of the whole insane business. Thank you so much for sticking with us - if you want to keep seeing what we're up to post-pod, follow us on Twitter @Krupa and @2plus2isjoe. Farewell!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With only two shows left, Dan and Joe are getting down with the nuts and the bolts - namely the first dance. Godwin's law is invoked and yellow gold is refined.  Do say hello, wont you? We can be found on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can email us on show@windsorknotpod.com.  Oh, and do rate/review us on iTunes, it makes us well happz.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gissit! Gissit now! Ten days away from the big day, what absolute fraff wrapped in decorative paper are the happy couple to expect? Joe and Krupa know. Or at least think they do.  With only a couple of podcasts left in our festive little series, do give the show a wee shout out - we can be found at @windsorknotpod on Twitter. To get in touch, it's show@windsorknotpod.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After the party and the hotel lobby, it's the pre-honeymoon. Then the actual honeymoon. Then something else, knowing THOSE jokers.  Catch Dan and Joe every Wednesday between now and the big day, and follow the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod. To get in touch, it's show@windsorknotpod.com. Do say hi, and if you could tell everyone on your socials that you listen that would be THE ACTUAL BEST THING.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Daniel and Joe give up waiting to talk about what Meghan's dress will actually look like, and instead manage to talk about Victoria Beckham getting angry, the (sometimes literal) pitfalls of the men's trouser gusset, and a naughty fashion man. Please talk to us, we're ever so lonely. Tweet us on @windsorknotpod, email us over on show@windsorknotpod.com, or even give us a rating and review on iTunes. I am the Metatron.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The eighth in line to the throne, Princess Eugenie gets a whole podcast dedicated to her. Why? Well, Joe reveals he went to University with her, and has some wicked whispers to impart. This show contains references to a royal Wetherspoons, and Brookspanking.  Do say hello, wont you? We can be found on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can email us on show@windsorknotpod.com. Oh, and do rate/review us on iTunes, it makes us well happz.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week the lads concern themselves with Queen Bae, Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Concorde the second.  Fuck you, she's the Queen.  If you want to say hello, we can be found on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can email us on show@windsorknotpod.com. Oh, and do rate/review us on iTunes, it makes us cry with happiness on the train into work.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Skrebz and Krupz cast off the fripperies of their pop-shields and set to work delivering us all the fresh cut and arranged news regarding the most important part of the ceremony - the posies.  If you want to say hello, we can be found on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can email us on show@windsorknotpod.com. Oh, and do rate/review us on iTunes, it makes our heart swell with pride (and bacon fat.)   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Daniel and Joe return to relate tales of family members, starting with (not so) reclusive fathers, past estranged ex-relatives and into THE VERY SPIRIT REALM ITSELF.  Richard Madeley, the vagaries of a British sandwich and how to overthink bowling all pop up along the way until we get a message from the legal department of a certain heirloom-quality prophylactics company. Gulp.  Find the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can email us on show@windsorknotpod.com. Please don't @ Joe about bacon. Oh! And a little rating and review on iTunes would go a long way towards making us smiley boys. Thank you!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Daniel tries out his hard 'a' on Joe, and The Telegraph's Debora Robertson gets a banana bread-shaped dressing-down she most definitely deserves.  Catch Dan and Joe every Wednesday between now and the big day, and follow the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod. To get in touch, it's show@windsorknotpod.com. Do say hi, and if you could tell everyone on your socials that you listen that would be THE ACTUAL BEST THING.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Windsor Knot guys are back, and this week they're all about the pre-wedding parties. Is Rachel Zane going to find herself in the Soho Farmhouse 'playroom,' or will she be too busy driving around in a BMW? The lads also find out about a brand new beer. (They're not happy.)  Find the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can get in touch over at show@windsorknotpod.com.  Do chuck us a review over on iTunes and tweet about the show, that's a proper solid, stand up thing to do. Thanks!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

@2plus2isjoe and @Krupa are back with a look at how the upcoming Royal Wedding might benefit society at large. They hatch a plan to get themselves invited to the bash, steadfastly refuse to give us the skinny on their script for 'Spider-Man in dinosaur land' and Joe rather adorably gets all flustered when a member of his family emails in.  Find the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can get in touch over at show@windsorknotpod.com. That goes double for all you Skrebels.  Oh yeah, and chuck us a review over on iTunes, and tweet about the show - seriously, it's a huge help. Love x  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Latvians are coming - providing gifts of aphorism and poop hats. Joe and Daniel do their best to forward roll through the very best royal wedding news Google Translate has to offer.  Dreadful commemorative figurines are discussed and a Danish woman refuses to admit she may have an accent.  Find the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can get in touch over at show@windsorknotpod.com.  Oh yeah, and chuck us a review over on Apple Podcasts, won't you?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our less-than royal correspondents are back with a look at the plans to keep our Meghan and our Harry safe on their big day. A man called Rusty tells all regarding Diana’s extreme SAS training and they muse on how terrorists file their receipts. Find the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod, and you can get in touch over at show@windsorknotpod.com. Oh yeah, and chuck us a review over on Apple Podcasts – unless you abhor the show. Review something else poorly if that’s your game.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Buoyancy botherer Daniel Krupa and Joe ‘The House of Lords’ Skrebels are back for another smashing episode of The Windsor Knot – not your daddy’s Royal Wedding podcast.  If it was, your daddy would probably be able to do a 900 on a skateboard or something. He'd be that badass.  This week we find out what news an extra-terrestrial has for us regarding the ceremony, whether Ed Sheeren is up for the big day or not, and the lads have a crack at your emails.  Follow the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod. To get in touch, it's show@windsorknotpod.com. Do say hello, won't you? Oh, and rate and review us on iTunes.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.