Fangasm

This Quickie finale is equal parts sexual and healing. Tune in for a very Weasley, very satisfying climax. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's part two of our LIVE #Marthur 3-parter and the two hints we'll give about what's in store are: good wankings and bad spankings. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The QuaranTRIO go live to read part 1 of a new Quickie that goes back in time to feature a highly underrated ship: #Marthur. Yep, it's Arthur and Molly Weasley as 7th year Hogwarts students on their FIRST DATE. They go up to a tower to get down and you won't wanna miss it. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

They're back already? That didn't last long... (That's what she said.) There's a new 4-part Quickie up on our Patreon that features two of our favorite, NEVER-BEFORE-PAIRED wizards, and here's a hint: Danny brings back one of his super-sexy, super-lispy impressions. If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Do you hear what I hear? It's the album of the decade. That's right: a glorious collection of every original song ever covered by the golden threesome. Sit back, relax, and turn up the volume so loud that your neighbors ask, 'Wait what's that sweet jam?!' And in case you want to find your favorite, horny track, we got you: Minute 00:41, Season 3 songs include: Potterotica's Back, Cock Jams, It's Been!, We'll Read Fic To You, Erotic, I Saw the Dick, Kiss Him Draco One More Time, No Tickling Minute 05:04, Season 4 songs include: Our Loins Will Thrive, Hooked on Lily, Lily Evans, Circle Jerk, Panty Queen, Let's Have a Threesome Minute 11:54, Season 6 songs include: Part of Our World, Colors of the WHY DID WE WRITE THIS SUPER SAD UNSEXY SONG, Kiss the Witch, In France We Say Bonjour!, King Weasley, We Just Can't Wait For Them to Bone Minute 20:36, Holiday songs include: Holiday Cocks, WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR, All I Want For Christmas is Boo Minute 25:05, Season 7 song: Hokey Poke Me Minute 25:19, Season 8 songs include: Summer Lustin', Climb Every Mountain (then stay there...far far away from this depressing parody) Minute 28:38, Season 9 song called, um, Season #9 Minute 30:20, Season 10 song: Swallow Minute 33:01, Season 13 song: Our Loins Will Thrive...REMIX! and *sheds single tear* Closing Time Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Grab some tissues...no, not for that. It's tears and laughter galore in our Final episode of this era. We read love notes from you all as well as share some words we wrote for each other and for you. Grateful doesn't begin to cover how we feel for you all. Mwah. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's the first (and last) annual FANNIES and that means we're looking back on all 13 seasons and 36 quickies and nominating the best moments, plot twists, nip twists, joke bombs, and more as we say goodbye to this beloved pod. It's the event of the decade so don't miss it. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

We all climax at the same time (Draco, Hermione, and the pod) in this finale to top all finales. Season thirst-een brings us to a perfect close with the sexiest, funniest, most outrageous chapter we've read in a long time. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to hi@fangasmpodcast.com or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

In this peen-ultimate episode, we FINALLY get the truth about what went down between Draco and Hermione 6 months ago...and what it means for them today. Think: sexy surprises, plot twists, and breakfast in bed. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to hi@fangasmpodcast.com or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

This episode has EVERYTHING: Under the table fingerbangs, secrets revealed, promises made...and broken. DUN DUN DUN. Find out more about H and D's past, what really happened with Ron and what happens in Draco's bedroom at Malfoy Manor. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to hi@fangasmpodcast.com or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

We hope you're hungry because everyone is eatin' good in the neighborhood! And yes we mean a dead sexy FEAST going on between Draco and Hermione...set 6 months in the past. Bottoms up, y'all! | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to hi@fangasmpodcast.com or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Flashback that ass up, arwerite? Cum back 6-ish months ago and find out what happened between D and H. Bonus: A lil slash in the closet. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to hi@fangasmpodcast.com or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The bottles and heads are SPINNING, FOLKS! We've got closet hookups, closet confessions and a lot of dirt is revealed. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to hi@fangasmpodcast.com or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Draco and Hermione have an encounter on the stairs, and a secret, exclusive after-party takes place in Lucius' study. Two classic party games begin and your head will be *spinning* at the couples that start to form. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to hi@fangasmpodcast.com or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

An unexpected Hogwarts class reunion at Malfoy Manor? What could possibly go wang, err, wrong? Gang's all here and it's getting wild. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to hi@fangasmpodcast.com or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm