Off The Cuff

Mike and Dave, sans UPP discuss the recent vote down of Baltimore School Police Officers being allowed to have their guns on them during school hours inside the school. We then shift gears and talk about an askmen.com article about "7 obsolete man skills." Wow. Enjoy!

Mike and Dave actually dive right into the topics (mostly) which includes complaining about the UPP (what's new) and then go over the top 10 worst cars of all time before discussing some online rankings for the greatest fictional law enforcement characters of all time. Who would you add? Who would you never put on this list!? Grab a drink, tell a friend.

Mike the Cop, Dave and the UPP share their "follow you around" songs. Mike only realizes later that it's Jay-Z not Kanye, technically, for his pick. We talk government shut down and then dive into reading some more "bot scripts" from Keaton Patti scripts and we hope you laugh as much as we do reading them. Grab a drink. Tell a friend. Consider supporting on Patreon to help us grow! http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop

Mike, Dave and the UPP catch up after the holidays. Dave hates Christmas and Mike almost ripped his ear off. Then we move onto seeing what the internet said were the biggest stories of 2018 and our take on them in Off the Cuff style. We end with an interesting reaction to a Bollywood cop movie scene. Welcome back folks! Here we go! Grab a drink, invite a friend. http://www.offthecuffshow.com Show partners: Our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop BRCC: http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/ Use code "offthecuff" to save 20% when you try them!

So a guy named Keaton Patti states on his Twitter that he: "forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page." While we think the bot thing isn't real and that Patti is just a genius writer, we read the 1 page release of the script and it's amazing :) We read this during our live Christmas Extravaganza which is on this channel, but we have started a new channel specifically for those who want to follow Off the Cuff show as its own dedicated content. Where it crosses into law enforcement topics we will also share some here. Give it a sub! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwvvjneF7E1lTLB374_qbLw? We are migrating Podcast Hosts but you can still listen and subscribe on iTunes as well: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/off-the-cuff/id1273632144?mt=2 Patreon support is welcomed! http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop Finally, give our show partner Black Rifle Coffee a chance with 20% off using code "offthecuff" http://www.blackriflecoffee.com Thanks guys! ----

While settling into their new completely undecorated studio space, Mike, Dave and the UPP discuss the latest happenings, the upcoming Christmas Extravaganza and how one restaurant decided to change their French fry names so that it wasn't offensive to crack heads. Wanna send fan mail? Get it here before 12/20 to be opened live on Mike's YouTube Channel: P.O. Box 1877 Taylor, MI 48180 Grab a friend, get a drink and listen in!

Dave got new glasses. He calls them action glasses, I call them birth control glasses. You decide (easier if you see it as a Patreon supporter I suppose). Dave and I also discuss one anti-cop groups reasons to not call the police and I'm pretty sure we agree with them all: stop calling us. Deal with it yourselves lol. Oh, and the UPPs girlfriend comes on to take her turn on not being a listener of the show. You're the greatest show fans ever. Tell your friends about the show! Partners: BRCC: http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/mikethecop use code "offthecuff" to try them for 20% off! BDU: http://www.bigdaddyunlimited.com/mtc wholesale deal on guns-n-gear you don't wanna miss! Helps support the show! Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop

Mike and Dave lure the diversity team and Mrs. MTC into the new studio space only to spring on them that it was an intervention. What a powerful moment. Dave's son Ben makes some random appearances and the sound may be trash on this...oh well. How can you help support the show? 1. Follow our IG page: http://www.instagram.com/offthecuffshow 2. Tell a friend about the podcast 3. Leave a positive rating/review on iTunes 4. Support on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop 5. Support BRCC: http://www.blackriflecoffee.com use code "offthecuff" to try for 20% off! Boom. Thanks so much guys!

Need some sanity amidst your ridiculously stupid Black Friday shopping? Well, wait no more. Mike, Dave and the UPP talk Thanksgiving Table discussion questions and Dave absolutely couldn't resist watching the rest of making a murderer and talking about it. We are thankful for each and every listener/viewer of the show. You guys are the best! Long live General Mantis! If you're listening on iTunes leave a great review! Tell a friend about the show. Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop Black Rifle Coffee: http://www.blackriflecoffee.com Use code "offthecuff" to try 20% off! Big Daddy Unlimited: http://www.bigdaddyunlimited.com/mtc Wholesale deals on guns-n-stuff

Mike and Dave accidentally touch hands and break into spontaneous 90s song about how the honesty is now too much. While we're being honest, the UPP recounts his experience of getting a colonoscopy and going under and coming out of the anesthesia. Dave shares something that really "grinds his gears" about our mutual friend Angelo. Will they ever make up? That and more so grab a drink and join in the fun. Be sure to follow our new instagram page: http://www.instagram.com/offthecuffshow Support the show: Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop Black Rifle Coffee: http://www.blackriflecoffee.com Use code "offthecuff" to get 20% off! Big Daddy Unlimited: http://www.bigdaddyunlimited.com/mtc Try them for $.99 and see how much you can save on guns-n-stuff

Mike, Dave and the UPP are joined by Officer Butthurt who eventually tells his story of sort of surviving a bear attack (or what he presumed to be bears but we have no evidence of this). Joining us to discuss his new post-apocalyptic book Black Autumn! Jeff Kirkham has 29 years in special operations experience as well as the owner of ReadyMan, Savage Gentleman and the creator of the RATs TQ! Grab your copy of the book: https://amzn.to/2JR91YR Support our show sponsors: BRCC, http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/mikethecop use code "mikethecop" to try them 20% off! Big Daddy Unlimited, http://www.bigdaddyunlimited.com/mtc Wholesale pricing on guns-n-gear as a member Support the show on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop Reward tiers + bonus content

Mike, Dave and the UPP are joined in studio by Officer Butthurt of poop story fame to catch up on life and the news over the last week as well as: Mike and Dave arguing about whether Making a Murderer is good TV or not., Officer Butthurt delivering a long lost letter to Mike and a bunch of college kids claiming they have Political PTSD? HUH!? Also, will superfan Logan engage in a charity MMA match with the underpaid producer? The gauntlet may have been thrown. Grab a drink and enjoy! Please share the podcast with others who would enjoy it and support the show: PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop Reward tiers and bonus stuff BRCC: http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/mikethecop Best coffee for 20% off with code "offthecuff" BDU: http://www.bigdaddyunlimited.com/mtc Unbeatable wholesale pricing on guns and gear. Try it for just 99 cents. When you support our partners you support the show so thank you!

Could quite be the most we have ever made ourselves laugh on this one folks! Mike, Dave and the UPP are joined by Angelo and we discuss the end of trick or treating, an embarrassing Navy Seal story, the impending butthole invasion of the UPP, the airing of grievances, Mike becoming an unwitting predator (hence the title of the episode) and then the fate of roller blading Rick and our plans for forming a transgender roller derby team called fuzzy boobs. Holy crap, we really went for it. Hope you guys grab a drink and enjoy. If you enjoy the show please be sure to tell others about the show and consider supporting the work via: PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop Bonus footage, reward tiers and interaction. BIG DADDY UNLIMITED: http://www.bigdaddyunlimited.com/mtc Get wholesale pricing on guns and gear. AMAZING. BLACK RIFLE COFFEE: http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/mikethecop Use code "mikethecop" for 20% off!

In this weeks fantastic episode of Off The Cuff. Mike, Dave, and the UPP talk about their childhood vacations, and how much lip gloss Dave's dad uses. Oh and did I mention we talk about traveling the U S Of A in a freaking prius? Enjoy

In the latest episode of Off the Cuff, Mike shares his car service experience that rivals Dave's old Fed Ex problems. We then discuss how in our culture people seem to forget that disagreeing doesn't equal devaluing; this was Dave's response to Mike having a conversation on his YouTube channel with a "voluntarist" aka: anarcho-capitalist aka sovereign citizen and trying to better understand the reasoning (or lack thereof) of their position. Of course, while you sip your favorite beverage and follow along we'll chase a couple of rabbits down trails because hey..we're us. Please consider supporting our partners for this show: Black Rifle Coffee http://www.blackriflecoffee.com Use code "thinblueline" for 20% off (one time coupon use) Veteran owned and operated - AMAZING company. Big Daddy Unlimited http://www.bigdaddyunlimited.com/mtc Trial membership of $.99 and if you are a huge firearm guy/gal or outdoor gear nut then you will LOVE the money this site is going to save you. Seriously. PLUS it helps support the show better than any other partner, so everyone wins. Patreon http://www.patreon.com/mikethecop Early access, bonus content, Unique reward tiers PLUS giveaways, etc.