Red State Update

In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the Republican victories in New Jersey and Virginia. Plus: Is new New Jersey Governor Chris Christie fat? Does Maine hate Gays? Will the Republicans win in 2010-- or even 2012? Come join the RSU community and give us your opinion over at redstateupdate.com-- that's where all the Red State Update action's at.

Hungry for dated John McCain jokes? Sure you are! Join Jackie and Dunlap Live at the Los Angeles UCB Theatre from August, 2008. When they repossessed Dunlap's car, they found this tape in the trunk. They gave it back. Join the Red State Update community at redstateupdate.com for all the Red State Update action and whatnot.

Ned Beatty ain't just Jackie and Dunlap's favorite actor of all time-- he also sings down-home old-time Southern Gospel favorites. Don't believe us? Go give ol' Ned a listen at nedbeattysings.com. Leave him a message on his guestbook an' tell him Jackie and Dunlap sent ya! Then watch these clips and wonder at how one man could do all these parts and also be good at singin' "Just A Little Talk With Jesus." Don't forget to join us over at redstateupdate.com. That's where all the Red State Update action is happenin' at.

Jackie finally gets his chance to do a Red State Update Swap And Shop, but will he learn the true meaning of Halloween? Take a gander at our other spooky Halloween Red State Update videos here. And don't forget to come visit us at redstateupdate.com-- that's where the action's at.

Is the Bible too liberal? Conservapedia's Andy Schlafly and the Conservative Bible Project think so. They aim to fix it, with or without Jackie and Dunlap's help. Come on over to http://www.redstateupdate.com. That's where the action is.

Liberal musicians are mad their music was used at Guantanamo, instead of where it belongs, in car commercials. In the latest Red State Update video, Jackie and Dunlap discuss whether music should ever be used as torture. Buy the dang Red State Update CD "How Freedom Sounds" at Amazon, iTunes, or Dualtone (you can get some RSU T-shirts cheap from Dualtone, too). Come see us at redstateupdate.com. That's where the action is.

If everybody else on YouTube is gonna remix this poor plastered Drunkest-Guy-Ever-Goes-For-More-Beer fella, then, by God, we might as well do it too. Get the mp3 "If I Was You" at (link opens up iTunes on ye) or Amazon. Or buy the whole dang Red State Update CD "How Freedom Sounds" at Amazon, iTunes, or Dualtone (you can get some RSU T-shirts cheap from Dualtone, too).

Jackie and Dunlap were guests on Paul Ibbetson's Conscience Of Kansas radio program. Topics included Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy, and whether or not Westboro Baptist protested at Flower's funeral on Meerkat Manor. Come join us at redstateupdate.com-- that's where the action's at.

Thousands of gay folks marched on Washington this weekend. Obama gave a speech to 'em. Then everybody went back to arguin' about whether or not he shoulda got the Nobel Peace Prize. We here at Red State Update ain't gonna just repeat campaign promises-- we've put together all our old videos on gay stuff in one handy place. You're welcome. No reason to march on Jackie's store. Gays Hate Obama Still relevant. Gays Still Hate Obama, Rick Warren Gay Marriage Gay Bishop At Obama's Inauguration Perez Hilton Vs. Miss California Miss California's Nudie Pictures Red State Update Meets Westboro Baptist Church Larry Craig Remember how funny the words "Larry Craig" used to be? Remember? Brokeback Mountain Remember how funny the words "Brokeback Mountain" used to be? Remember? Don't forget to join us over at redstateupdate.com. That's where all the Red State Update action's at.

In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on Obama's surprising Nobel Peace Prize win. Does he deserve it? What Jackie and Dunlap's answer may shock you. If you don't know them at all. Of course, Jackie and Dunlap didn't like it much better when Al Gore won his Nobel Peace Prize... Don't forget to join the Red State Update community over at redstateupdate.com. Come get your freedom yell on.

Dunlap has a bipartisan solution to the current health care crisis. Don't forget to join us over at redstateupdate.com. That's where all the action's at.

Time to get your spook on with some of Red State Update's hair-raisin'est videos. Y'all have a safe and happy Godless pagan holiday. Don't forget to join us at redstateupdate.com.

We're updatin' this Red State Update blog again, and just in time for us to laugh at Obama's failure to bring the Olympics to Chicago in 2016. Ha ha ha! That was us laughin'. Which do you think Jackie and Dunlap hate more, Obama, the Olympics, or foreigners? The answer may surprise you. Don't forget to check us out at redstateupdate.com. That's where all the action is. Come join the Red State Update community and interact with like-minded reprobates. Or even un-like-minded reprobates! The reprobate part is what's important.

Ron Paul is the most popular presidential candidate on the internet, but the Loch Ness Monster is a monster. So who wins? Jackie and Dunlap try to sort it out, and to "get some of them Ron Paul hits." QuickTime iTunes Salon.com's got a new Red State Update every Tuesday. Watch it first on Video Dog! http://www.redstateupdate.com ron paul, loch ness monster, nessie, libertarian, red state update, youtube

Jackie and Dunlap on Bush and the Pope, what Jesus would wear, and Daddy Bush crying all the time. http://www.redstateupdate.com QuickTime iTunes bush, vatican, pope, catholics, red state update, youtube