John Moe Teeny Podcast

According to strict FCC rules, every podcast must begin with the greeting "Hey Guys, What's Up" or else it isn't technically a podcast. I don't even know what it would be at that point. A crime, I guess. Let's listen in on several recent podcasts.

Mike Pence has a rabbit named Marlon Bundo. Marlon Bundo. But all Vice Presidents have had rabbits, stupid. Now, in a bit of endurance listening, you can learn all about them, idiot.

We all know that eggs from Art Garfunkel's company are a major part of everyone's diet. But how did this frizzy-haired bird enthusiast go from being a semi-successful singer to an egg god? Find out, idiot.

Here's where I talk about what this is. It's five minutes long and you might find it interesting or you might find it very uninteresting.

Everyone who tells you they know the history of Apple Computer is wrong. Probably. Unless you know how to talk to certain people who live in bunkers and can't talk. Get filled in on reality here.

There's a lot you think you know about one of the most important and gunshotty events in the history of the presidency. But you're probably wrong. Let me set you straight.

If you were wondering what the only kinds of trucks are, here are the only kinds of trucks.

The legend of Bigfoot isn't as mystical to some people. At least not to the people who went to junior high with him in North Bend when his name was just Eric.

Boy, it really makes me upset when someone says "Wake up sheeple." Because you just shouldn't do that.

Janice has been at the high school for a while now so she doesn't surprise easily. But a new craze has her intrigued and somewhat not upset.

Brian Cirillo has taken on a new role in the city. He's in charge of making sure no cats get in. It's pretty rough work.

The world's best Neil Young song might be more than you can handle, brother. You should sit down a while. You should think about this.

Oh, the bison.