The Dooley: A Surf Podcast

Mike and Danny are back! Or are they? Yes they are. But are they really back? Yes. But for how long? All questions and more, vaguely addressed and explained in this come back issue of Australia's longest running weekly podcast about surfing, hair cuts, libraries and Evan Geiselman.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly comes up a lot in this somewhat serious episoide of The Dooley. How could he not though? Afterall he did just announce his retirement for the 400th time and decide that his little feetys are ready to shred J-Bay again. What I would do if I was Kelly, is quit the tour today and make wave pool out of money and then I would stay home and just surf that for the rest of my life. It would be some sort of Scrooge McDuck style room with money pits everywhere. Of course I'd get feet turned into robot legs so they stop breaking all the time. Yep that's a pretty sweet life. I'd also get fat, pretend to join Scientology so I could get close to Tom Cruise and then murder him. Anyone even read this thing?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Dooley is back and better or worse than ever. Episode 59 of surfing’s weekly podcast quiz asks the questions: Was Koa Smith’s tube the greatest ever? Would Willian Cardoso make a good best friend? Do we call them 540s or Air Reverses? How good were the Keramas and Uluwatu comps? And is Noa Deane about to explode all our brains into a million pieces. All this and so much less in The Dooley. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's another episode of The Dooley pals! They come out every week, normally a day or two late, but then there it is, just sitting there in your podcast feed. Should you press play and do some listening? "What have you got to lose?" you say out loud, instantly feeling a bit like a mental for talking to yourself. Let me tell you this, time is the only resource in your life that has any actual value. You'll be on your death bed before know it, and there's nothing in this 41.29 minutes that'll be of any use to you. Ever. It's a waste of your time that could be spent with friends family or doing other meaningful stuff. Now you have a decision to make. Do you listen? Or do you take advice from a podcast blurb and do something more meaningful? You'd have to be a complete loser to start taking advice from podcast blurbs though don't you reckon?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Danny and Mike dive into the WSL Surf Ranch, Kelly Slater Wave Pool Company Wave Pool International Teams Comp and ask, was it okay? They also ask if surfing for a country you didn’t grow up in is okay too? And what about Kelly Slater not going to Brazil? Is that okay as well? And are Mike and Danny okay? Probably not. All this and so much less on Australia’s only weekly surf podcast quiz show that’s also called The Dooley. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Big Wednesday the greatest Hollywood surf film of all time? I'll say yes.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marry, obviously. Episode 55 of the weekly podcast quiz show asks what furry animal did Italo Ferreira tattoo on his arm, which team of surfers would win in an all in brawl, and which classic surf film would you reboot if you could? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've won this round sharks, but Sophie Golden Mittens and her merry surf men will be back to surf another day. This week's Dooley covers it all! Racism, sexism, speciesism, pokiesism, Mikey Wrightism and most of all we find out that Mike Jennings is a Slater hater. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many events did Mick Fanning surf in his career? (Lots) Did Italo Ferreira destroy a portaloo at Bells? (Kinda) Do Men’s Rights Activists have a case against women’s surfing? (No!) And have we solved the shark problem? (Pfft) All this and so much less in the series return of the weekly surf podcast quiz that is the Dooley. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much money did Jordy Smith walk away from to surf non-Channel Islands surfboards? Is Modern Collective or Doped Youth a more era-defining surf film? Do snapped boards add to the spectacle of a surfing event? And which women have won Bells four times each? Also, how much a lord is Joe Turpel? All this and so much less in the series return of the weekly surf podcast quiz that is the Dooley. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julian Wilson and Ace Buchan faced off in the final of the Quiksilver Pro, but what other rad thing do they now have in common? Are surfers named Michael better than surfers with other names? Does surfing the Kelly pool cost more or less than a hot pink 2014 Mitsubishi Mirage? And what's Laird said now? All this and so much less in the series return of the weekly surf podcast quiz that is the Dooley. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Point Break the greatest movie ever made? Easily. Will anyone even try to make another better movie? Nope. Why not? That would be a waste of time. Why is it so good? Because it's got surfing in it and surfing's the source. It'll change your life... swear to god. What's the best food to eat while listening to this epsiode? Two meatball sandwiches.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Which surfer is lucky to be alive after a horrific wipe-out at Backdoor Pipeline?Which famous surfer got married this week? Does the merger of Quiksilver and Billabong mean anything? Was it wrong to call out Luke Egan on Instagram? And is Gabriel Medina's sexy new music video cameo the greatest thing that has ever happened? All this and oh so much less on the weekly surf podcast that is The Dooley. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John John is the richest pro surfer in the world, but who is second, and who is last? What does the WSL CEO love more than anything? Is Red Bull the key to surfing happiness? And how do you save a surfer bleeding to death from a shark bite? All this and so many less questions in this week’s surf quiz of the Dooley. Oh and does Seabass have the best story in surfing? That question too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So many things happened in 2017, like more than 12 things. Maybe even more than 13, but probably not more than 14 things. To help us remember all of the things that happened in surfing in 2017, Mike and Danny do the Dooley quiz for one last time this year, and discuss all the highlights and lowlights of a big year, and break down who truly won surfing in the last 12 months. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.