Stay Outta Riverdale

It's a Black Hood Bonanza, as we talk about "Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt " and "Chapter 34: Judgement Night ", wherein the identity of Riverdale's masked menace is revealed once again for the last time until next week! Also, street gangs hot dads and mafia sons oh my...

We talk about "Chapter 32: Prisoners", which is such a bonkers and all over the map episode that it turned our brains to mush and the podcast is even more freewheeling than usual. We even used the same title joke as last time. Don't blame us, blame Riverdale.

Hey, we're still alive and podcasting! We begin to catch up on everything we missed by talking about Riverdale's amazing musical episode, A Night To Remember,

Our crack team of political insiders dishes on the twin elections in Riverdale, as well as the dubious wisdom behind the new Cheryl storyline. Here's the Outline article we mention: https://theoutline.com/post/3830/riverdale-archie-fascism?zd=2&zi=lpiksyuu

Oh hey, we came back. We get up to speed on all the many developments in Riverdale, and Graham complains a lot about Chic Cooper. The episode title is a Scott Pilgrim joke did you get it

Nana Blossom is back and nothing else matters. Kate and Graham go in on this and other, less important, elements of the mid season finale!

We're late but worth the wait as we dive into this very weird and eventful episode! Was the Riverdale Reaper truly brought to justice? Will Andre get a chance to show off his martial arts skills? Are the South Side Serpents the least badass motorcycle gang in history? We talk about all this and more!

The podcast which you are about to listen to is the account of the episode of Riverdale which befell a group of two youths, in particular Kate Killet and her invalid co host Graham. It is all the more tragic in that those who are discussing the episode are so young. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre episodes in the annals of Riverdale history, Tales From The Dark Side.

Stranger Things episode! Riverdale was off this week, so we take a detour to Hawkins. Graham is joined by Jill Krajewski and bona fide 80s kid Jay Ferguson to run down the continuing adventures of Mike, Eleven, and the gang. Mostly we all love Steve Harrington. And who doesn't?

Kate's back! We talk about Riverdale's surprising class consciousness, celebrate the greatness of Cheryl Blossom, and analyze the long awaited arrival of the Sugarman.

Graham rides solo to break down this weeks episode of Riverdale. Plus, we use state of the art audio technology, courtesy of our friend Katie Jensen, to analyze the Black Hood's phone call.

Anna Fitzpatrick returns for a wide ranging conversation about The Black Hood's questionable moral code, the Lodge family's NYC bona fides, and the hard to define timeline of what's going on. We also rag on Jeff Goldblum for the first little while, so if you don't want to hear that you should skip ahead to 11:00. AND the audio on this one got all screwed up, so sorry. Fun episode though!

Katie Jensen returns to talk about Archie's new gang of vigilantes, the mysteries of Hiram's Study, and how newly minted murderer The Black Hood fits into the pantheon of American serial killers. Also, Kate sings and raps.

Russ Martin returns to discuss the scourge of jingle jangle on our nation's streets and to offer his in depth ranking of how hot all the guys on the show are. We're extremely back on our bullshit this week with another long as hell episode, but a lot of it is about Mark Consuelos, so that's something.

Riverdale is BACK, baby! Kate and Graham break down the season two premiere, contemplate the mystery of the masked assassin, and at one point Graham gets unneccesarily specific about lens choices.