The Whormones Podcast

They're back and sassy as ever! The ladies have a lot to catch y'all up on! They discuss their departure from Stand-Up Labs, how Justy is a slut now and can't dye her own hair, that Alia doesn't believe in accidental anal sex and having a Canadian over for America's Thanksgiving and so, SO much more! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter: @WhormonePodcast and on Instagram: @WhormonesPodcast!

Today the ladies sit down with the hilarious Chanel Ali as they recap what a horrible week they had and how they are working through it. Chanel and Justy talk about their friendship and how some people think it's a little strange. The ladies then chat about the difference between men and women being funny, fixing men, Chanel's turn-offs, abortions, and which celebrity relationships they admire!

Today is an emotional episode for the ladies as they discuss their recent individual break-ups with their boyfriends. Justy explains her awesome trip to Canada and meeting her now ex-boyfriends friends to him randomly breaking up with her hours after telling her how much he misses her. Alia talks about how verbally and emotionally abusive her now ex-boyfriend was and how he uses women to fill a void in his life that only he can fill with loving himself. You'll hear a different side of the ladies.

Today Matt Lipton takes over for lover girl Justy as we discuss Robert Kraft's police report, the decriminalization of sex work, if in fact, Canadians can be racist, Twitter fights, crazy roommates and so much more! Tune in!

Today the ladies sit down with comedian and friend, Dave Temple. They waste no time as they discuss suicide, cutting, therapy, and how some people's faces don't match their genitals. They also chat about international traveling with a felony, low maintenance partners, traveling to terrible places to get great food, and so much more! Check it!

Today the ladies sit down with their buddy, Phil Duckett and boy'o boy do things take a turn because of Justy's hangover. She's not quite as quick with her cunty remarks and her newly found father figure, daddy Duckett and her sugar mama Alia take full advantage! The group discusses everything from blackface, Black History Month, the difference between having sex for free and getting paid, Valentine's Day, and just how bouige Alia really is! Check it out!

Justy is out today and Matt Lipton is in her place (but not her chair) with guest Neil Rubenstein. The group discusses Game of Thrones, incest, Adam & Eve, and cannibalism. Yes, that is all connected. They then get into horrible research studies, siblings, drugs, and Neil's short job as a pimp and basically a rock star. Check it!

It is a crazy as usual episode with special guest, James Mattern and surprise guest, Von Decarlo! Justy is off her meds AND in love, so she is extra special while Alia is, well, Alia. The ladies start out with James discussing vampires then Von pops in and they go from Roger Stone, Alia's white privilege, monogamous men, who would be the better cult leader James or Alia (Alia, obviously), and dating someone with different political and religious views. Check it!

The ladies are back this week with their emotional punching bag, Mark Lawerence. The ladies dig right into him about the people he's dating and how he was drugged in a hotel room. Alia talks about her trip to Vegas with her boyfriend and Justy is NOT happy about it. Justy is excited about Canadian coming back to America! Hilariously rude episode!

Today the ladies sit down and chat with Dr. Jan Roberts from the International Research Center on Cannabis and Mental Health. We jump right in and start discussing what type of research she does with cannabis and the benefits for mental health. The ladies also pick Dr. Jan's brain about addictions, prescribed drugs, the benefits of other drugs in therapy, how cannabis aids with intimacy, and so much more!

Happy New Year's, everyone! Today on the cast the ladies are at Alia's apartment while the admiral is at his parents. Justy talks about her trip to Canada and how they almost didn't let her in the country. Alia recaps meeting her boyfriend's family and they talk about the highlights of 2018 and what is in store for 2019!

Today we're back in the studio with the admiral and Corinne Fisher! Justy is having a bad day and made Alia steal a bottle of wine no matter what she says. The ladies talk about their partners looking and talking about other women and what is OK and what is not. They also talk about bad break-ups and trying to be friends with their parents. Alia talks about having to deal with her now ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's unhealthy and creepy manipulations and more!

Justy is out of town and taking over for her is someone you may all remember it's Von Decarlo and our guest is the hilarious Mike Yard. Alia decides to go over the penis facts article again since they have a guest with one. They try to keep in the spirit of Christmas, but we're talking about Alia here so it gets pretty dark talking about death and different ways to get burried. They do chat about gift giving and recieving, though!

Today the ladies sit down with one of their most favorite people in the world, Ana. Ana is comedy adjacent and to be perfectly honest funnier than most comics we all know. Alia and Justy start out with explaining why Michael Bolton is their God, but jump right into dating "gingers," gang colors, recycling, and Alia tries to get through 12 facts about the penis.

Today the ladies welcome back the wonderful and hilarious, Alsion Klemp! They waste no time and discuss Justy's dislike of sundresses and how they could be the new "anal" when dating. They also talk about blow jobs in bathrooms, Alison's new dick beer bong, furries, panda sex and how they would all prefer Rob Ford over Donald Trump. They also try to discuss the difference between good sex and a good relationship. You can follow Alison @alisonklemp on Twitter and Instagram!