My Sexy Podcast

In a never before executed style, Liza and Sabrina bravely power through an episode in the midst of an EFFING TWITTER WAR. Holy shit. After tweeting about white men's reaction to white man disses Liza and Sabrina both get entangled in white man dramz like never before. While awaiting replies from some loser that's now kicked off Twitter, the girls get real, real and a lil drunk. Sabrina's mom doesn't pick up the phone and looking back that's prob for the better. THIS EPISODE IS A GEM AND POTENTIALLY A DIAMOND SO PLS INSPECT FOR YOURSELF.

Fresh off sleeping on Sabrina's couch in a party dress - Liza Treyger's in the studio and the girls have shit to celebrate. Liza will be recording her half hour special as well as an album with Comedy Central and her MTV show Joking Off was picked up for a second season. The girls chat about what Treyger attributes her success to- then we take a cold hard turn straight into WHITE MEN. Is it fair to throw them under the bus as a group because of their lack of adversity? Take a listen and decide. Ursula hops on and accidentally tells Liza she loves her. GASP! #drama

DOUBLE TROUBLE! We've got Lil Freckles (amazing rapper, Girls writer) and Jacqueline Novak (amazing comic, album Qulaity Notions avail on iTunes). We talk THERAPY, REHAB and LESSONS. Rapping comes up and believe it or not WE ALL WISH WE WERE RAPPERS. Jacqueline's starting a new school centering around idiocy being the thread to genius ALL IN JEST or is it jest at all! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LUNACY AND GENIUS FOR REAL??? Don't worry we get a call from Ursula to talk straight up PUSSY (the cat kind).

Sabrina gets to sit down with the BOSS rapper Lil Freckles. Exclusive clips on her new mixtape and exclusive chats on the secrets she holds behind the high walls around her heart. The girls bind over their love of Drake, discuss the backstory of I'd Rather Fuck Your Brother and talk creative process/ the biz. Ursula calls in to share that we're all getting older, but it is up to us how we deal with it.

It brings the My Sexy Podcast Corporation great pleasure to welcome the woman, the legend, creator of BUST magazine Marcelle Karp to the studio. Sab and Marcelle get into the definition of feminism and riff on what's jeopardizing the brand. Marcelle takes us down memory road, letting us know how BUST came to be and what she's looking for in a sex-mate. Ursula is MIA, but juicy topics SHOWED THE EFF UP. You should too.

Brooke Van Poppelin (CBS's Late Late Show, MTV's Girl Code) joins Sab to discuss her path from being babysat by Madonna in Rochester to squatting in the upper west side soon after her move to NYC. The girls listen to Madonna's stand up debut and lessons are squirted out along the way including but not limited to make your own shit and sing if you gosh darn feel like it. As one of the original producers of Girl Code, Brooke takes us down her path into TV production. Ursula can't make it this week but left a voicemail with a mysterious excuse.

Aparna Nancherla (Conan) is BACK and WILDER THAN EVER. Jk she's pretty controlled as Sab and her find out as they discuss desperation, social cues and HOW DESPERATE IS TOO DESPERATE. Very very delightful conversations about Scientology as it pertains to L Ron Hubbard's NASTY ASS TEETH. Sabrina shares a candid about her wife's SNL misstep and Carly Rae Jepsen encounter. Ursula chimes in at the end to casj mench the fact that Sab's dad thought she was "into Scientology"

Back again by (one person's) popular demand: LIZA TREYGER (Chelsea Lately, MTV2's Joking Off). The girls discuss their friendship, their favorite shows and deepest secret. Shout out to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Miley Cyrus and ALL THE HADIDS (aka. Bella, Gigi). As teased in the previous episode, Ursula Frei calls in to reveal the mystery of BOBO the cat. P.S. I hate cats. P.P.S. Catch Liza and Sabrina LIVE TOGETHER for Down To Find Out LIVE at UCB East in NYC May 19th 8pm!

Today the podcast brakes new ground by letting a white straight man in the building!?! Drew Michael is a hilarious, I just got passed at the Comedy Cellar and was featured at Just For Laughs New Faces this past summer. He's also a man. The podcast gets a little dramatic when Sabrina tries to start shit that doesn't exist. Once we push past the foot in her mouth we glide into the best topics ever such as: war, women, men, Isis, comedy and feminism. Ursula Frei calls in to reminisce about the days she worked at a show store. Follow @SabrinaJalees and @StandUpNYLabs Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Sabrina is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

We just can't get over the fact that our guest today was born in Saudi Arabia and lived there for the first chunk of childhood! WE CAN'T! Amber Nelson (Comedy Central, Just For Laugh's Festival) joins us in the studio to discuss the importance of committing 100% to any crowd as well as the dangers in slashing Saudi Arabian prince's tires. Juicy, international tales from childhood are all over this ep, including the times Amber's mom would bust into nursing homes and put on a two-woman show with lil Amber as a solo singer. Who's Amber dating? WE FOUND OUT! AND WHEN YOU DO AS WELL YOU WILL ALSO GO, "WOWZA WHAT A GREAT COUPLE". No phone call to Ursula who is feeling under the weather/fever-ish but do we send her blessings at the end of the pod? OF COURSE WE DO! Follow @SabrinaJalees @AmberSmelson and @StandUpNYLabs Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Sabrina is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Fresh off her Broad City appearance, comedy genius and general total cutie Jo Firestone takes the guest seat. Secrets are swapped and memories are shared and holy shit Jo's dad is an amateur gameshow invented and Rodney Dangerfield impersonator. Jo talks about the evolution of her anxiety and breaks down her creative process. My Sexy Podcast's newest self-proclaimed biggest fan, Dana, makes a cameo at the end to discuss the environment, sex and the possibility of working with birds. Oh, also, is there a God? ALL THIS AND MORE!

What's it like having Tina Fey as your DAY 2 DAY BOSS? Sab invites Charla Lauriston (Clench and Release, The Unbreakable Kimmy Shmitt) in to find out. Oprah, Kendrick Lamar, Patricia Arquette, talking shit, success and drive are all featured heavily in this SUPER INSPIRATIONAL EP. Charla talks about taking action in your career, vision boards and the actual costs ($$$) involved with producing your own webseries. Ursula chimes in all choppy in the end with a straight up commercial for Palm Springs. A MUST LISTEN FOR ANYONE WITH A DREAM. (Non-dreamers keep away) Follow @SabrinaJalees @imcharlaface and @StandUpNYLabs Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Sabrina is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

New York comic and host of UCB's weekly show Fresh Out is in the studio and ready to prove it with HER VOICE. The girls get acquainted and talk about stand up gems of wisdoms and the shitty part of Ashley's childhood. WHY WOULD ANY ONE THROW COUPON'S AT THIS SWEET SOUTHERN ANGEL?! The girls tell the tales of both of their almost threesomes but Sabrina thought hers was one but i guess it wasn't (?!) Then finally they call Sabrina's Mom Ursula to get her TRUE and UNCUT OPINION on Bruce Jenner's transition. Follow @SabrinaJalees @AshleyBRoberts and @StandUpNYLabs Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Sabrina is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Today on the SEXIEST version of the podcast Jacqueline Novak (Quality Notions) returns. We also call the pod's #1 FAN VERA! We realize that at 18 she's more mature and sure of herself as we'll ever be and hang up only to pick up the pieces of our confidence. Sabrina GOES TOO FAR in question asking and then REELS IT BACK for some general "how are we feeling" style convo that REEPS MANY GOLDEN ADVICE PIECES along the way. The girls discuss JEALOUSY, FIRE and Ursula Frei chimes in with some tips on old folks homes that are applicable to ANYONE. Follow @SabrinaJalees @jacquelinenovak and @StandUpNYLabs Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Sabrina is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

Today's episode is a result of wanting a guest so bad you cater to their ached, show up at the club 3 vodka sodas deep and sweet talk producers with promises of veggie burgers in order to record a pod…All for Bonnie McFarlane (Letterman, My Wife Hates Me Podcast, Comedy Central, Women Aren't Funny on Netflix). The girls (i never wanna not describe people as "girls") discuss the idea of contentment in your craft and its dangerous ties to complacency. After a text wasn't replied to, Bonnie walks us through a real-life one-way feud she had with Sab ("How dare you put me through this!"). Both comics are from Canada and discuss comedy in our homeland (aka. their experiences with Yuk Yuks). Later in the pod Bonnie invites Sabrina's brother Sam and his new friend/former stranger Melissa to the mic for an interview. Ursula Frei chimes in at the end with a protocol story about some lady who's been through too much but still manages to smile. Pour yourself a cup of moonshine and warm your toes with this one! Follow @SabrinaJalees @bonniemcfarlane and @StandUpNYLabs Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Sabrina is performing live at Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com