Star Wars Minute
Summary: Alex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.
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- Copyright: ℗ 2013-16, Peter Bonavita and Alex Robinson
Podcasts:
One of Darth Maul's PROBE DROIDS slowly floats down the main street of Tatooine. It looks in shops and studies PEOPLE as it searches for OBI-WAN, QUI-GON, or the QUEEN. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw
WATTO tosses the cube down. QUI-GON lifts his hand slightly; it turns blue. QUI-GON smiles. WATTO is angry. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw
Sitting to one side, having his shoulders and neck massaged by TWIN YOBANAS, is SEBULBA. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw
DARTH MAUL walks to the edge of the mesa and studies the landscape with a pair of electrobinoculars. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw
QUI-GON takes the blood stained chip and inserts it into the comlink, then calls OBI-WAN. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw
ANAKIN jumps into the little capsule behind the two giant engines. Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton
SEEK, WALD, and AMEE take off, laughing. JAR JAR is fiddling with one of the energy binder plates. Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton
KITSTER (a young boy about Anakin's age), SEEK (a boy of ten), AMEE (a girl of six), and WALD (a Greedo Type, six years old) join ANAKIN, JAR JAR, ARTOO, and PADME securing some wiring. Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton
QUI-GON puts the comlink away as SHMI comes onto the porch Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton
ANAKIN is embarrassed and steps forward. Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton
QUI-GON walks in, and WATTO and ANAKIN join him. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer
SHMI sighs heavily. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer
QUI-GON looks to SHMI. She is upset. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer
JAR JAR attempts to snare another bit of food from the bowl with his tongue, but QUI-GON, in a flash, grabs it between his thumb and forefinger. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer
DARTH SIDIOUS and DARTH MAUL are walking along the balcony overlooking the vast city. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer