Grandma's Email Address

Julia, a German girl in Los Angeles, discusses sex with robots with Adam and Erica. Also, having sex with the Eiffel Tower, cookie butter ejaculations, and why Hitler is better than porn for women.

Adam's out sick, so Lionel hosts Erica and Mr. Moves this week as the Grandma's Email Address crew addresses genital flavors and decorations.

This week Adam, Erica, Movez, and Richard talk all about the joy of cooking with cum. You'll learn everything you need to know and more, plus get a free bonus lesson about vagina textures.

Adam, Erica, and Darren "Moves" Turtledove talk about fetishes, penis washing, and their dreams of becoming furniture.

Adam and Erica celebrate their Un-Christmas with some Jews, Maya, Tomer, and Levi, to explore the realities of HIV robots, basting your vagina, and a fresh set of Christmas teeth.

Erica and Adam discuss the miracle of birth, get a visit from Beckette the retarded scientist, and hear back from a suddenly foul-mouthed Siri who has many opinions of her own. Show notes are available here: http://www.grandmasemailaddress.com/1238/the-miracle-birth-of-hitler-bear

Erica gets a Facebook fan page for her fan (http://www.facebook.com/EricaEFanPage). Adam relays several pressing questions from the Grandchildren. Actor Harry Sakata drops by to help answer them and tap the microphone repeatedly. You can find the show notes here: http://www.grandmasemailaddress.com/1230/bad-bad-advice

Whoretney drops by to rap about sluts. Erica dates a gay porn star and it ends with a disgusting protein shake--and not the kind you're thinking of. Adam explains why cat sex is rape...again.

We decided to find out what happens when you bring an intellectual onto Grandma's Email Address. The results? Well, listen and find out.

Can animals be hermaphrodites and/or transexuals? Can two crazy people fine love in a psychiatric ward? Can a gay man get a strawberry-kiwi sucker even though his HIV test was negative? All this and more this week on Grandma's Email Address.

The hunt is on! Erica and Adam search the world over for Barbie's vagina and find it's buried in one of the nation's greatest landmarks. Also, quadrisexuals, cars for whores, and crotch cleaning services. Show notes are here: http://www.grandmasemailaddress.com/1192/the-hunt-for-barbies-vagina

This week Adam and Erica are joined by "Powerhouse" who is excited to make several trips to pound town, whether it's with a tranny, a cougar, or even someone with HIV. We also have a few things to say...or rap...about a recent ant infestation. Want to see the show notes? Get lyrics to the rap (or download the MP3)? Check it out: http://www.grandmasemailaddress.com/1172/theres-only-one-way-to-pound-town

Grandma’s Email Address is a podcast where we discuss topics that don’t matter and solve problems that should never exist. In this week’s episode, Adam and Erica are talking about obsessions. You know, things like conjoined twins and tacos.

Grandma’s Email Address is a podcast where we discuss topics that don’t matter and solve problems that should never exist. In this week’s episode, Adam, Erica, and Jessica discuss evil babies, butthole tattoos, lesbian plants, and Sarah Palin’s favorite uses for oil.

Grandma’s Email Address is a podcast where we discuss topics that don’t matter and solve problems that should never exist. In this week’s episode I’m joined by Erica, Johannah, and Steve, to discuss cooking in your ass, transgender identification issues, and to create a copyright-safe version of My Heart Will Go On. Download an MP3 of Your Heart Will Go Off here: http://toasterdog.com/files/your_heart_will_go_off.mp3