Night of the Nightwolf Radio Hour

Summary: Abandoned at birth in the Black Forest of Germany, they were discovered by a wolf. The wolf, who we will call Minny for obvious reasons, took these babes in as its own, raising them on a diet of mealworms and legos. Oh, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, please prepare yourselves by relieving your bladders, if you dare, for the Night of the Nightwolf.