All The TV Podcast

Behold as Nate, LaToya, and guest podcaster Cassie discuss The Vampire Diaries! And nothing else! Okay, maybe we mention other shows. But this is a Vampire Diaries podcast. Spoilers abound! And a lot of anger, guys. We're really angry about this season apparently. Also, we're really sorry for making a 50 Shades of Grey joke in this podcast title

Pilots! They're a thing, people. New shows are just around the corner, and we're here to tell you about them (with the help of our friend, Cassie). And when we say we'll "tell you about them," we mean SPOILER ALERT DON'T LISTEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THE END OF COUNTRY STRONG. So if you don't mind spoilers (some Goop-related, others...not so much), then go ahead and listen to this podcast. We cover over 30 pilots in an hour and a half. You're welcome. (Also, Kayla sounds like a complete robot the whole time she's here. Not new, but it's a thing.

We talk: tonight's Summerslam PPV WWE or TNA? women wrestling (better than men, even) why you should care about wrestling in the first place amahzing matches everyone should watch Community's Gillian Jacobs

In this special Newsroom edition of the podcast (which ended up being longer than the reunion podcast, naturally), Nate, guest podcaster Juan, and I try to discuss the Sorkin show in a serious manner. We, of course, fail and even laugh to the point of tears at one point. Enjoy! -

In which Caroline, Matt, Nate and Kayla flounder without our fearless leader LaToya for our first podcast back. Featuring the Olympics, MTV original programming, Pretty Little Liars, Seth Cohen and absolutely zero Battlestar Galactica spoilers.

This week on the AllTheTV Podcast: All the PLL feelings, answers, and theories (with ideas for a possible Melissa Hastings spinoff series from Nate?) Darla's Journey: From the vamp with bad bangs on Buffy to one of the best characters on Angel Networks with the best original programming (spoiler alert: NBC is not one of them) Speaking of spoilers, we talk about why spoilers suck and why Kayla's friends are the worst! Why Buffy Season 7 can not get it (with bonus deep comments from Caroline on Willow's sexuality [and a rant from Kayla on why no one should ever ship Spike/Buffy]) People who should get Emmy nominations but won't and why awards shows suck (duh) Why everyone should love Banana Bread/Dawn Summers/Michelle Trachtenberg The best/most confusing/most terrifying RP in the entire interworld Nate's Chloe Kitty Cat King manifesto (paired with a love speech for Asian Paul of course) Why isn't Leighton Meester setting things on fire? EDWARD ANDERSON

We’re Back! After an agonizing month away from the interweb waves. Let’s call it Season 2 of the All the TV Podcast! Listen and remember why you love us and blindly follow our opinions! And hate on Nate and Caroline for having lives and being unable to participate. Nate was totally wrong about The Killing, obviously! Blurry vampire showdown! True Blood vs. The Vampire Diaries. Special Guest Referee Gary Cole When pubescent animals attack! Teen Wolf and The Nine Lives of Chloe King Hide your birds! It’s Pretty Little Liars The worst segue ever brings us to Childrens Hospital and Matt’s embarrassing meeting with Ken Marino Drink every time Matt says “obviously!” LaToya and Matt fawn over CM Punk’s revolutionary promo. And Matt rambles through some fantasy booking re: Money in the Bank. They’re still pessimistic though. Kayla has an outline for all of her thoughts on the entire Buffy series! ALL of her thoughts. Buffy spirit animals! We close with some Lightning Round Q8A and Summer TV recommendations. Running time: 97 minutes! Our SHORTEST PODCAST EVER

This is a terrible podcast. Beware, all ye who enter. Buttttt if you do this what you'll have to look forward to: breakdowns of season finales Nate hates Kayla (duh) which scripted shows should be reality shows and vice versa? an Ellen Page rant! Matt waxes philosophic about The Office finale also, Matt tells his kids how he met LaToya (LaToya is particularly belligerent) 3/4 All the TV people watched the Wonder Woman pilot also we were are drunk Enjoy

In today’s podcast, we talk about Michael Scott’s last Office episode which show we’d want to be extras/characters on more Happy Endings (the Vampire Diaries of comedy! which is the Wire of teenage vampire shows)! lots of inappropriate sexual banter show pitches Justified stuff 30 Rock was lackluster but it did bring us plastic bags/reasons to sing “Firework” always WWE because Matt and LaToya are still on this podcast Glee’s “Born This Way” (BORN THIS DUMB, MAYBE) Doctor Who and companion breakdowns AND, last but not least, Annalise van der Pol’s prolific sideboob. xoxo CLN

PODCAST NUMBER ELEVENTY Now featuring: we're back and so is NBC Thursday! ALL THE FEELINGS! why can't we quit you, Happy Endings? And why do we kinda like you?! the Archer finale was subpar and here's why! Matt wants you to watch Treme (but not all at once)! Fringe is a thing to watch! TV soundtracks! calcified wine! Vampire Diaries! oh and also, there's a drinking game and from recent experience, I can tell you that it works and is delightful and you should probably play along.

In today's podcast, we talk about: series finales that can get it/should never get it Pretty Little Liars Annotations taking over the internet Bob's Burgers and Archer are both great, holiday episodes we `3'ed, Courteney Cox's plastic face vs. Alyssa Milano's vag tat (hint: Courteney wins) why we never want to go to a TV high school, Caroline's defense of her Dane Cook stance, WB Double Trouble, the awfulness of the Reba pilot vs the horror of Living with Fran, and a dramatic reading of Tim Allen's upcoming sitcom pilot, Man Up (no, really). Length: Valentine's Da

In this week's podcast, we talk about: which characters should go to which shows, spin-offs we'd write, why the Neilson system can "suck a dick" (LaToya), FOX's entirely mediocre Traffic Light, Flapjack, according to Matt what "OTP" stands for NBC Thursday our TV series "blind spots" which shows made us cry Pretty Little Liars SPOILERS for the amazing finale the Buffy pilot(s) and all shroom shirts and short buses therein and, finally, a super-gay reading from NBC's upcoming super-gay would-be Glee competitor starring Debra Messing, Katherine McPhee, Anjelica Huston, and blowjobs, Smash

In this week's podcast, we talk about: the disappointing debut of Breakout Kings, best/worst pilots professional(vampire)s who can get it would you rather raise your kids on Nip/Tuck or Fraggle Rock? Nate's controversial, commercial opinion on who the "director of our generation" is why Glee's last episode can get it despite the Goop R.I.P. The Cape Snooki's WWE debut would we buy/sell/hold the hilariously nineties Charrrrmed pilot and finally, a dramatic reading of the Ginnifer Goodwin/Jennifer Morrison pilot, "Once Upon a Time" by the Trolliest Writers of Them All Length: Country Stron

In tonight's podcast, we answer your thousands of questions (9) and talk about the following: canceled shows childhood shows why we watch All the TV which shows we would want to write for (why these shows should hire us) why you should watch The Chicago Code and not try to revive Firefly the Greek finale DIANNA AGRON HATES GLEE (CALLS IT A TUMOR) and a special dramatic reading of Michael Patrick "Sex and the City" King's new pilot, A. Mann's World. Length: The Roommate + Rango traile

In this week's podcast, we talk about why no show is perfect but Veronica Mars season one came close so people (Kayla) should watch it and Friday Night Lights also: Tumblr doesn't need to pick sides between Community and Parks and Rec (though we did [after an actually informed discussion SHOCKER]) male-oriented programming rears its head with WWE and Justified talk oh, and we did a dramatic reading of the cold open for David E Kelley's Wonder Woman pilot and there were as many tears as there were ALL CAPS DIRECTIONS SET TO "SINGLE LADIES"