Two Schooners show

Two Schooners

Summary: Two Australian guys at the bar solving the problems of the world with an icy-cold beer in hand. That’s the basic premise of Two Schooners. Join Dave and James each week as they review the insanity of the week that was. No topic is off-limits as the hosts down a beer and engage in tomfoolery and shennanigans and take their listeners along for the ride. Listeners participate in the show by adding their stories to ‘the bag’ of things to be discussed in the next show. But don’t take our word for it – take a look at what our listeners think about the show in the reviews below…

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 Two Schooners #045 – Riding in trains with… | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:08:01

Happy New Beer and all things festive as we start the downhill slide that we affectionately call Two Schooners. This is episode 45... 5 away from god knows what... and we’re missing mum today in this short changed episode of drunken shennigans

 Two Schooners #044 – Toenail clippings and exploding fridges | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:10:09

With Janine, Dave, me and a whole bag of goodies...From prostitutes to 45 kg scrotums, new studios to swiss alps we've got a mixed bag on Two Schooners this week...

 Two Schooners #043 – The Gut Friendly Edition | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:34:48

From beer guts to "hands in guts" to "morning after guts" not to mention "bad curry guts" this is one gutsy edition of 2Schooners. Join us as we get wasted and wade into the quagmire of stories, esky reports and gutter talk that make up this Gut Friendly Edition of 2Schooners.

 Two Schooners #042 – Wills and Kate Forever | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:35:48

It's the episode to match the wedding of the week, yes we're talking about Wills and Kate, mad hatters and sexy sisters on this royally fun edition of Two Schooners

 Two Schooners #041 – The April Fools | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:36:10

Welcome to another prank-filled slurp of of 2schooners with jokes galore from around the world and around the corner as we examine all that was April Fools Day 2011. So plonk yourself down on a whoopee cushion and kiss goodbye to what remains of your dignity as we tumble headlong into another boozy episode of Two Schooners...

 Two Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:36:42

Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer...

 Two Schooners #039 – Ditch Digging Prostitutes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:16:06

If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools - staring into our beers - "you dug that hole, now you can sleep in it!"

 Two Schooners #038 – Saturday Night Session | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:12:57

This is Two Schooners #38 complete with a live audience and completely unedited from beginning to end (but you didn't need to be told that!). Too many beers and cool bag of ice, and some entertaining esky reporters.

 Two Schooners #037 – Somebody pass me a bucket | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:13:58

The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag. This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave's big new scar!

 Two Schooners #036 – An Apple a day keeps the podcast away | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:10:57

We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter.  During the recording of the show I said to Dave, "I've got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast." Famous last words. My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed.  Two long weeks, several phone calls, and a 'not happy Jan' conversation with an in-store Apple support supervisor, they recovered 2Schooners 36 from my hard disk and gave me a completely new machine. So today, I picked up the Mac, finished the edit and am getting it out to you.  Show notes to come later. Here's hoping this one is not a lemon! Enjoy this episode! James What we talked about in this show Fillet-O-Slap Perfectly Reasonable IMHO Rudd/Williams Transatlantic Stouch Pro's for Horny Miners World's first electronic underpants   Thanks to our Esky Reporters @Woollymittens Erk and Judy from Channel Erk and our resident no-show @knightwise   Music The music in today's show was sourced from Ioda Promonet, here are the details: Magic Bullets "Lying Around" (mp3) from "Magic Bullets" (Mon Amie Records) More On This Album

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