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The final LIVE Poofcast, recorded at the Imperial Hotel during the final weekend of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We answer a rather serious Dear Talking Poofy letter about a health education panel Adam was on during Midsumma. We also dissect an internet article about being the best boyfriend you can possibly be. I'm sure you don't need an explanation on just how this trio of cynical moles reacted to that.WARNING: The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and a listicle.

Another LIVE Poofcast, recorded once again at the Imperial Hotel during the final weekend of theMelbourne International Comedy Festival.Toby has been judging Comedy Festival shows and has had a string of awkward audience participation moments, which of course has caused his inner Grunty to explode outward. Adam reveals what he's had up his bum on stage during Comedy Festival. Scott confesses to only seeing shows he was in during Comedy Festival. We eventually get around to answering a couple of Dear Talking Poofy letters, which somehow devolves into a discussion about Kyle Sandiland's fat larynx.WARNING: The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and the worst slip and slide you've ever heard of.

Part Two of our LIVE Poofcast, recorded at the Imperial Hotel during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival over Easter. Toby's extensive knowledge of Eurovision is on display again, with some fascinating insights, and some Grunty-esque fury, over certain aspects of the competition. We also attempt to help a listener out who is dating after being in a relationship for a very long time, and we try to explain to Wes what a carapace is.WARNING: The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and a carapace.

The first of our LIVE episodes, recorded during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Adam, Scott, Toby and Wes attempt to answer some of your letters, but mostly they're just slagging each other off. How wrists got limp, gay church, Wes's unconvincing top talk, and Fist: The Musical. WARNING: The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and a putrid version of Yentl.Another LIVE Poofcast recording will take place on Sunday 19th April 3pm at The Imperial Hotel, Corner of Spring and Bourke Streets, Melbourne. Tickets only $15 available from TryBooking.

Thomas Jaspers is a surprise special guest at the Food Court of Shame as Scott, Adam, Toby and Wes convene to answer a Dear Talking Poofy letter from a poor neglected bottom in Texas, who is not getting any love, just rough fingers and seeya later. Jaspers' alter-ego Rhonda Butchmore has attracted her first loon, and he explains what it sounds like being in the room next to Scott. Also, listen out for a very brief cameo from Tina Del Twist. Like Black Bottom Bevan, you too can have us disregard your problems and push our own agenda onto you by emailing poofcast@talkingpoofy.com.auWARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and Adam smugly repeating the same fat joke several times. Subscribe on iTunes    

Happy New Year! Well, to us, it's still Christmas, because we're still in that awful food court. We talk about a gay bar needing to soundproof against nearby apartments, we answer a Dear Talking Poofy letter about swallowing -- don't make us say what, we're in a food court -- and another about what makes one gay better than another, which somehow involves Spain, Belgium and the European Parliament. If you have a query, or like some of our correspondents, just want to brag about international conquests, email poofcast@talkingpoofy.com.auWARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and Adam whispering the word 'swallowing' like it's not an everyday verb. Subscribe on iTunes    

Merry Christmas! Scott, Adam, Toby and Wes discover the true meaning of Christmas - sitting in a food court bitching about how much they hate it. In this time of reflective self-loathing, we answer a couple of Dear Talking Poofy letters from people who have had their letters answered in previous Poofcasts. Despite the family friendly setting, things get very icky very quickly, and we even try to define what a Power Top is. Good times with bad coffee.Become part of the Poofcast, email your Dear Talking Poofy letter to poofcast@talkingpoofy.com.auWARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and Wes freaking out about vaginas in a food court. Subscribe on iTunes    

Toby has been to see K-Pop in Korea, and Wes used to live there, so this is all about Korea and K-Pop. Find out about the YG Family concert, Homo Hill, Korean saunas, and how Wes managed to turn off every single person at a gay bar in Seoul. Plus, we answer a Dear Talking Poofy letter about how you tell the little people in your life about your sexuality.'If you want us to answer your questions with our ill-informed opinions, email poofcast@talkingpoofy.com.auWARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and Toby frothing about Korean pop stars. Subscribe on iTunes    

Once again the full contingent of Talking Poofy (Scott, Adam, Toby and Wes) address your letters. One of our correspondents wants to know where to go on a first date, and one of them brings back the unending Poofcast debate of cut or uncut. There are some bizarre references to a drive-thru douche and a potato convention, and Scott has the most astounding confession ever heard in this podcast.Address your Dear Talking Poofy letters to poofcast@talkingpoofy.com.au or you can message us on Facebook.WARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and an old dog learning new tricks. Subscribe on iTunes    

Breakfast buffoonery as Adam, Scott, Toby and Wes convene for a buffet of boorish behaviour. Bevan has been busy, and several Dear Talking Poofy letters are addressed, many of them facetious and hilarious and in no need of response. There is a discussion about equipment that can be used downstairs, bedroom acrobatics, and the sexual harassment of straight men. Pretty normal Poofcast to be perfectly honest.If you want your letter to appear in The Poofcast, email poofcast@talkingpoofy.com.auWARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and Wes Snelling. Subscribe on iTunes    

Adam, Scott and Toby answer another couple of Dear Talking Poofy letters. One of them about moving in together after a pash, and another about the Daddy fetish. All this and Toby's bizarre porn movie. WARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, sexually explicit discussion and the Royal Dutch Military Pissing Party

Toby is back, just in time to hear a Dear Talking Poofy letter that caused Adam to recoil when he first read it. Toby does his Ronny Chieng impression during the impromptu return of Would Ya? We also discuss the possiblility of Talking Poofy merchandise. WARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, sexually explicit discussion and Toby's toilet paper phobia.

We're still at the beach. Wes is still with us. We're still attempting to answer your letters, including one that Wes completely loses interest in when he realises it's not about him. Adam has had a song written about him, but the mobile Poofcast studio is not really the place to play back music, but we have a crack anyway. Scott says some uncharitable things about his housemate, who has been a regular guest on The Poofcast. WARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, sexually explicit discussion, and fatshaming from an unashamed fatty.

Wes rejoins the Poofcast for a day at the beach. In winter. We received a Dear Talking Poofy letter from an emerging drag queen, and figured that Wes was the closest we had to an expert in this area. For the record, it is 5 minutes before the first mention of lettuce or taxi drivers comes up. WARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, sexually explicit discussion and the maligning of drag queens who may or may not exist.

You may never recover from this episode. This may be the last Poofcast ever. Toby made up a Eurovision entry called Dirty Pilates, Adam sang their song Snakes in a Cave and Scott told us about some unholy tan lines. We attempted to answer another Dear Talking Poofy letter or two, entirely unsuccessfully.